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  1. Tiger Bikini Girl is going to tell the world her story, dammit!

    Dec 3, 2009, 9:45 AM EDT

    I’ve been waiting four days for something really humorous and borderline retarded to occur in this Tiger Woods morass, and finally I think we have a winner. Here’s Tampa Bay radio personality Meredith Walusek, of MJ Morning Show fame, getting a little attention from the cops outside of Tiger Woods’ gated Isleworth community in Orlando.…

  2. Morning Tweet: Loutish parents, youth hockey, and you

    Dec 3, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

    This morning’s message comes from the small town of Dowling, Ont., where 9-year-old Miller Donnelly made a YouTube video admonishing adults for yelling at players and taking all the fun out of youth hockey games. The video was only supposed to be for members of his family, but roughly two years after making it, Donnelly…

  3. Parnevik regrets introducing Elin to Tiger, suggests a different club next time

    Dec 2, 2009, 8:20 PM EDT

    No sooner than he had issued a (sort of) apology for his “transgressions” earlier today on his web site, Tiger Woods heard from one person whom he probably thought would not criticize him: Jesper Parnevik. Parnevik, 44, is the Swedish golfer who, along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Woods. The Golf Channel…

  4. The Tiger Woods online video games are here

    Dec 2, 2009, 7:30 PM EDT

    Sure this new Tiger Woods online game is fun; but I can’t seem to get past 45 points. I keep hitting the freakin’ tree. And it’s broad daylight here. From the folks that brought you Crush the Castle and Cheating Lover, it’s Hunting Tiger, a fun new animated game in which you try and guide…

  5. Elin's club of choice to smash Tiger's window? It was a wedge

    Dec 2, 2009, 6:43 PM EDT

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    I really only had one question during this whole Tiger Woods mess, and finally, I believe, it’s been answered. What club was wife Elin Nordegren wielding when she smashed the back window of Tiger’s Cadillac Escalade? According to TMZ, which says it got the info from Florida “law enforcement officials,” the club Elin chose was…

  6. Tiger's apology: A woman's perspective

    Dec 2, 2009, 4:00 PM EDT

    OK, at this point I’m just going to drop the “guest post” tag and call Jelisa Castrodale a regular contributor; get used to seeing her around here. Today’s contribution — Tiger Woods, apologies, and crooked fire hydrants: A woman’s perspective. Enjoy. *** By Jelisa Castrodale Wow, my life was so hectic before Thanksgiving that I…

  7. Ron Artest has something to confess (hic!)

    Dec 2, 2009, 2:30 PM EDT

    Recent tweet from Bill Simmons: “Mrs. Keaton’s out of the closet, Tiger is a cheater, Artest drank during NBA games, Iverson is a 76er, Pats are dead… my head is spinning.” Wait, what’s that about Artest? In a story posted at The Sporting News web site today, the Lakers forward said that, as a member…

  8. The Oregon Duck has an unhealthy, co-dependent relationship with ESPN

    Dec 2, 2009, 1:15 PM EDT

    Today’s musical question: Why would the badass Oregon Duck, a costumed malcontent who was once suspended for beating up another college mascot, let ESPN and the Walt Disney Corporation walk all over him? That seems to be what’s happening with this new ESPN commercial. You know the one I mean: With the Duck in an…

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  10. America's new fun pastime: Tiger Woods jokes

    Dec 2, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT

    What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian. OK, actually Elin Nordegren is of Swedish descent, but you get the idea: That being Tiger Woods jokes are currently sweeping the nation. And unlike the joke tsunamis that always seem to hit after tragedies and natural…

  11. Sign of discontent: Raiders fans revolt online

    Dec 2, 2009, 10:00 AM EDT

    Of course the chances of this actually happening are about equal to that of Carrot Top winning an Oscar, but those plucky Oakland Raiders fans are nothing if not eternal optimists. Look, Al just recently agreed to give up on his JaMarcus Russell fixation; be thankful for small favors. Anyway, this is the billboard that…

  12. Morning Tweet: Begun, the columnist war has

    Dec 2, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

    Jason Whitlock is a talented writer and I often agree with his opinion, but not here. The column to which he refers is here: Charles Pierce’s piece in Esquire on Tuesday headlined Is this the end of Tiger Woods? In addition to Pierce coining the term “The Real Housewives of Gated Communities,” and calling TV…

  13. Brazil not amused by Robin Williams' stripper jokes

    Dec 1, 2009, 5:45 PM EDT

    So I thought I’d lighten the mood and bring us all back to earth with this completely serious bit of news: Brazil is about to sue Robin Williams. In what is believed to the the first time a large South American nation has threatened legal action against a stand-up comedian, Brazil is unhappy with a…

  14. Animation reenactment of Tiger Woods' wife kicking his butt is all kinds of awesome

    Dec 1, 2009, 3:45 PM EDT

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    Leave it to the Chinese to show us what really happened between Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren on that fateful Friday morning. This shocking computer reenactment has two awesome components: A maniacal, club-wielding Nordegren attacking the rear window of Tiger’s Escalade with sound effects, and a thought bubble occupied by his alleged mistress, Rachel…

  15. Yikes: Second woman claims affair with Tiger Woods

    Dec 1, 2009, 2:58 PM EDT

    So now comes word that a 24-year-old cocktail waitress from Los Angeles, Jaimee Grubbs, is saying that she had an affair with Tiger Woods. This is actually the first woman to claim such romantic shenanigans; Rachel Uchitel, who was linked to Woods in an article in the National Enquirer last week, is denying any such…

  16. Sir Charles on Tiger: 'He's only making himself look worse'

    Dec 1, 2009, 1:00 PM EDT

    Charles Barkley knows a thing or two about getting into trouble, both with the ladies, and the police. So on Monday he attempted to impart some of that hard-earned wisdom to his pal Tiger Woods, who is still ensconced in his Florida villa, attempting to ride out the publicity storm. Barkley knows Woods well —…

  17. In which Rachel Uchitel categorically denies any Tiger Woods shenanigans

    Dec 1, 2009, 12:00 PM EDT

    Before we get to last night’s Tiger Woods monologue jokes (the winner was Jay Leno, pretty much by default), his alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, would just like to remind everyone that there was no affair. Whole thing never happened. And if you still don’t believe her, she has hired big-time barrister Gloria Allred to beat…

  18. Belichick pulls Brady with 5:26 left, and Steve Young is there

    Dec 1, 2009, 11:08 AM EDT

    A few people noted with surprise the way that Bill Belichick removed Tom Brady and Randy Moss against the Saints with 5:26 to go in the game last night, not the least of which being the folks at Sports Pickle, who this morning grace us with the headline: ‘Ruthless Patriots Run Down The Score.’ Indeed,…

  19. Morning Tweet: The Chris Johnson-Rajon Rondo match race is ON

    Dec 1, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

    So what’s going on here is that the Celtics’ Marquis Daniels (@lambo6) is apparently being the go-between, setting up a match race between teammate Rajon Rondo and the Titans’ Chris Johnson. Your move, ESPN. Where will the race be held? Will it include an obstacle course? Hopefully Berman is not involved. Hard to imagine anyone…

  20. Wanda Sykes takes early lead in Tiger Woods comedy sprint

    Nov 30, 2009, 5:22 PM EDT

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    Wanda Sykes picked a pretty good month to debut her new comedy show. When Tiger Woods collided with various roadside objects during his 2:30 a.m. drive on Friday, it didn’t seem at the outset as if there was much more to the story than clumsy driving. But by Saturday we had all kinds of wacky…