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  1. Reliving the shame of being carded in New Orleans

    Feb 4, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    This week we asked Jelisa Castrodale to choose a team to root for in the Super Bowl. This of course served to do nothing but dredge up memories of unfortunate haircuts, general drunkeness and regret. Sad, really. *** By Jelisa Castrodale So I’m eagerly awaiting this Sunday night, a three-hour block of Coors Light commercials…

  2. John Terry soccer sex scandal expands roster

    Feb 4, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

    The John Terry sex scandal is a lot like Tuesday’s season premiere of Lost: It’s hard to keep track of all the characters and you have no earthly idea what’s going on, but you just can’t look away. Our scorecard shows that Terry had had an affair with French underwear model Vanessa Perroncel, who is…

  3. Back That Ass Up; behold the Kim Kardashian NASCAR entry

    Feb 4, 2010, 12:15 PM EDT

    Oh, Lordy. I haven’t decided whether this will set NASCAR back 40 years, or end the sport altogether. It’s the long-awaited debut of the Kim Kardashian ride that Mike Bliss will be driving during the Las Vegas Sprint Cup race on Feb. 28. Although I fear that only Sacha Baron Cohen as Jean Girard could…

  4. Tiger mistress unamused by novelty golf balls

    Feb 4, 2010, 11:30 AM EDT

    One would think that a woman who has starred in the films Big Breasted Nurses and My First Sex Teacher #12 wouldn’t be shocked by much, but you’d be wrong. Tiger Woods mistress Veronica Siwik-Daniels, better known as former porn star Joslyn James, held a news conference on Wednesday to say that she was outraged…

  5. Planned Parenthood fights back against Tim Tebow with Al Joyner, Sean James

    Feb 4, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT

    The most controversial Super Bowl commercial never seen continues to make waves at this hour, as a nation debates the wisdom of CBS agreeing to air an anti-abortion message featuring former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow and funded by the conservative Christian group Focus on the Family. Since the ad won’t run until Sunday, Planned Parenthood…

  6. Live from Dubai: Tom Watson takes more swipes at Tiger

    Feb 4, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

    Evidently pleased with the response he got last week to his criticism of Tiger Woods, creaky, onion-belted golf legend Tom Watson is taking his act on the road. In the United Arab Emirates for the Dubai Desert Classic, Watson on Wednesday let loose on Woods for the second time in six days, saying that his…

  7. Morning Tweet: Why does NFL ignore its pre-Super Bowl history?

    Feb 4, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

    Great piece today in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel about how everyone pretends the NFL wasn’t around before the first Super Bowl. Indeed, listening to the annual Super Bowl hype machine, one would think the NFL was born in 1967, when the Packers won the first “NFL-AFL Championship Game,” later to be known as the Super…

  8. U.S. soccer player DaMarcus Beasley's car firebombed in Scotland

    Feb 3, 2010, 7:45 PM EDT

    Here’s a tweet you never like to see: “Someone blew up my car today. Thanks again for ALL the messages and kind words. But, yea, I’m doin’ OK and in the market for a new car. LOL. Gotta try to find some humor.” Someone got all bomby with Glasgow Rangers and U.S. national team player…

  9. Surprisingly, CBS didn't like the whole poop concept

    Feb 3, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

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    There’s been much wailing and gnashing of teeth over the Tim Tebow Super Bowl commercial that CBS approved, and the one that they rejected. But what about other rejected Super Bowls ads? This one for Snickers deserves special notice, methinks. Utterly tasteless and juvenile; it should have been rejected twice, and then burned. I…

  10. Youth football coach charged with selling cocaine during practice. Nice

    Feb 3, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    Hey, coaching youth sports is very time consuming, and a man has to make a living. So sometimes you have to multitask. Buffalo police say that Eric Humphrey (pictured), a 31-year-old sports bar owner and coach of a Pop Warner youth football team, sold cocaine during team practices while running a drug ring. From WRGB-5…

  11. Guy with Dodgers eyeball must really like the Dodgers

    Feb 3, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

    Only Tommy Lasorda would run into a man with a Los Angeles Dodgers eyeball and whip out a camera. I’m not sure what my first reaction would be on seeing this, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be, “I’ve got to get this on Twitter.” But that’s Lasorda. Here’s the Twitpic photo of a man…

  12. Did high school hoops fan get unjustly tasered? Yep, says dad

    Feb 3, 2010, 12:15 PM EDT

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    On Tuesday we showed you video of a fracas involving students and parents during a boys basketball game between Washington and Monessen (PA) high schools, which, unfortunately, resulted in police getting all Tasery on some in the crowd. Four were arrested, including Mario Tarver, a Monessen sophomore, who could be seen getting hit with a…

  13. Aussie paper: Tiger to return to golf on Feb. 15

    Feb 3, 2010, 11:30 AM EDT

    Hey, if Tiger Woods is going to return to the golf course and the scrutiny of the public, why not do it the day after Valentine’s Day? According to the Melbourne Herald Sun, Australia’s finest source for Tiger Woods news, Woods will return to golf at the Accenture Match Play Championship in Arizona on Feb.…

  14. Brewers want you to give your girlfriend the kielbasa on Valentine's Day

    Feb 3, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT

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    If you’re looking for that special gift for your sweetie on Valentine’s Day, and live within a 45-mile radius of Milwaukee’s Miller Park, this is your big opportunity. Bidding is still open for the love gesture of all love gestures: to have the Milwaukee Brewers’ Racing Sausages serenade your loved one at the place of…

  15. The Colts finally have a decent Super Bowl video

    Feb 3, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

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    The Colts had been absolutely getting their keisters kicked in the Super Bowl team video war up until this; a Colts remix of G-Fresh’s On My Momma. The irony here is that the original featured the group wearing every pro sports hat known to man, except the Colts. Well, now that’s been rectified. And if…

  16. Morning Tweet: Tiger enters the cartoonosphere

    Feb 3, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

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    We have another milestone in the Tiger Woods sex scandal: the first somewhat amusing cartoon that doesn’t focus on the media coverage. The link to the right eventually leads here, to this cartoon over at The London Daily Mail. Millions of words have been written about Tiger Woods since Thanksgiving, but none of them have…

  17. Stubby Clapp's Video Vault: Pa. high school hoops fans riot

    Feb 2, 2010, 6:00 PM EDT

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    Wild Basketball Brawl Caught on Tape. Parents and students lose their cool during halftime at a high school game in Monessen, Pa. [ABC News] More videos following the jump.

  18. Tuesday Blogdome: Kurt Warner sent brownies to Sean Payton following defeat

    Feb 2, 2010, 5:30 PM EDT

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    Perhaps Kurt Warner was just too nice for this game. We all knew that he was a decent chap, but today comes word that following the Cardinals’ loss to the Saints in the NFC playoffs, Warner sent winning coach Sean Payton a batch of brownies. And suddenly it dawns on you: Kurt Warner is your…

  19. Internet threesome girl makes Tiger Woods sexploitation video

    Feb 2, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

    I guess I’m not very current on my celebrity sex video news, but former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche was evidently involved in a video threesome with actors Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart that was posted on recently. OK. Well, now Ms. Peniche is branching out into slightly more legitimate video, while at…

  20. Judging John Terry: Britain's version of the Tiger Woods sex scandal rages on

    Feb 2, 2010, 2:30 PM EDT

    I was going to try and dig in to this whole John Terry sex scandal mess today, but then I realized that I’m not British, no matter how pasty I get from hours indoors at the computer. For this we need a real Brit, and luckily I’ve found one. James T. is the founding editor…