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  1. Thursday Blogdome: Evander Holyfield is God's muscle?

    Feb 11, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

    God The Reason Holyfield Abused Pregnant Wife? Today’s restraining order by the wife of an athlete is brought to you by Candi Holyfield, Evander Holyfield’s wife. Candi on Evander’s reasoning for striking her in the face, the back of her head, and back: “He told me that I was only thinking about myself. He started…

  2. Livin' on a prayer: Breaking down the music choices for the next Super Bowl halftime show

    Feb 11, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

    Time for your Thursday shot of Jelisahol, as this week she breaks down the possibilities for the next musical headliner at the Super Bowl halftime show. Who are the top candidates? Who should get it, but don’t have a chance in hell? Hey, how did Robert Goulet get in there? *** By Jelisa Castrodale Sometime…

  3. You're not with me, leather: $8,500 baseball glove?

    Feb 11, 2010, 3:00 PM EDT

    If you’re a guy who carries a man purse (“It’s European!”), or has to finish reading this real quickly so you can vacuum the drapes, this may be just what you’ve been looking for. Hermes International, that French high fashion house that specializes in leather clothing, “lifestyle accessories” and luxury goods, is opening a men’s…

  4. Toyota and Tiger Woods: Kindred spirits?

    Feb 11, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

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    At first glance it’s a rather wacky notion; writing an entire column comparing Tiger Woods to Toyota. Aside from Mr. Woods’ inability to locate the brakes on Thanksgiving night, there doesn’t seem to be a lot one can do with that premise. But then I read the piece, by CNNMoney senior editor Alex Taylor III,…

  5. Chiefs mascot would prefer you keep it in your pants

    Feb 11, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

    If you’re looking for something to do on Saturday and you’re in the vicinity of Raymondville, Missouri, why not stop by Golden Hills Trail Rides & Resort for a very special Valentines Day-related event? That’s when KC Wolf, the costumed mascot for the Chiefs, will address middle and high school students at a “True Love…

  6. New EA Tiger Woods game has unfortunate catch phrase

    Feb 11, 2010, 12:15 PM EDT

    EA Sports has just released a trailer for its new Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online game (shown following the jump), and although I’m no game junkie, it looks pretty good. No wonder that EA recently announced that they were sticking by Woods, saying that they “respect his privacy.” Their Tiger Woods game was already in…

  7. Keeping it classy, the University of Kansas way

    Feb 11, 2010, 11:30 AM EDT

    OK, to be fair, the makers of this T-shirt have no official affiliation with KU. In fact, the Joe College apparel store in Lawrence, KS, where the shirt at right was produced, has been sued by the University of Kansas in the past for trademark infringement. That said, here’s the sticking point that makes this…

  8. You're a sex addict, Charlie Brown!

    Feb 11, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT

    I’ll admit it, back when he was co-hosting The Man Show, I was not much of a Jimmy Kimmel fan. In fact, in the days following 9/11, I wrote a column suggesting that he be kidnapped and shipped to Canada, because America no longer had the patience for sub-level TV humorists. But since landing his…

  9. At last, concrete proof that the Nets hate their fans

    Feb 11, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

    Wait a minute Nets, is that a threat? Because as much as I like basketball, I don’t consider this idea a real constructive use of my time. Others may disagree, which is why the team is holding a “Coach the Nets For a Day Sweepstakes.” Be advised, though, that if you win, you won’t actually…

  10. Morning Tweet: The Great Lindsey Vonn Bikini Rumpus

    Feb 11, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

    We all recall the recent controversy surrounding Lindsey Vonn and Sports Illustrated, when the skier posed for the cover of their second-to-most-recent issue, smiling from a downhill tuck pose with her derriere pointing skyward. A couple of online feminist publications accused SI of objectifying women with that cover, and while most disagreed with the criticism,…

  11. Super Bowl XLIV the most-watched TV event ever? Pffft. Not even close

    Feb 10, 2010, 7:00 PM EDT

    It was inevitable that eventually some show would surpass the final episode of M*A*S*H in the category of most eyeballs glued to the TV screen. But this big rumpus over Super Bowl XLIV being the most-watched TV event ever is quite misleading, and to us M*A*S*H diehards, more than a little insulting. First, the numbers:…

  12. Wednesday Blogdome: The White Stripes control the skies

    Feb 10, 2010, 6:00 PM EDT

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    The White Stripes Went To War With The Air Force Over A Super Bowl Ad And Won. The United States Air Force, due to pressure exerted upon them by the White Stripes, has agreed to pull a commercial that aired during Super Bowl XLIV which featured a song that sounded suspiciously like the White Stripes…

  13. Barkley cites double standard in LeBron, Manning handshake controversies

    Feb 10, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

    The comedy team of Charles Barkley and Howard Eskin took to the airwaves once again on Tuesday on Eskin’s radio show on WIP in Philadelphia, and once again they did not disappoint. What’s sticking in Barkley’s craw this week? Peyton Manning, of course. It occurs to Charles that the media “is giving a pass” to…

  14. Utah State's Shirtless Bill will jinx your free throw, steal your heart

    Feb 10, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    College basketball fans have been trying to distract opposing free throw shooters since the invention of the game itself, with varying degrees of success. The bighead craze has been perfected at Indiana University, and over at Duke, Speedo Guy captivated a nation for a few glorious months in 2003. But none of those have matched…

  15. Mississippi HS soccer player goes all Elizabeth Lambert on opponent

    Feb 10, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

    Breaking sports news video. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL highlights and more. When is a high school soccer fight more than a soccer fight? Zach Windom, a player for Gulfport High, can be seen in the following video grabbing Northwest Rankin’s Arlington Shirley in a headlock and pounding him with his fist, touching off a pretty…

  16. Keep your hands off my momma, my Doritos, and that guy's testicles

    Feb 10, 2010, 11:00 AM EDT

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    Look, I went to a lot of trouble to throw this Super Bowl party, and all I ask in return is that my guests don’t get grabby with anyone’s testicles. It’s a simple enough request! Sadly, the Saints’ big comeback was too much for two Key West residents on Sunday, who began brawling during the…

  17. Jaimee Grubbs was miffed that Rachel Uchitel, and not her, was Tiger mistress No. 1

    Feb 10, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

    Alternate headline: Jaimee to Rachel: ‘I will see you in hell.’ Now it can be revealed: The reason that 23-year-old cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs released incriminating cell phone messages from Tiger Woods a few weeks back — the infamous “take your name off your phone” message included — is that she learned that another Tiger…

  18. Morning Tweet: Ain't that a kick in the groin

    Feb 10, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

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    The last trash bags full of beads and empty liquor bottles are being thrown into the backs of garbage trucks along the parade route in New Orleans at this hour, as residents head home to grab an hour or two of sleep before Mardi Gras begins. So much partying still to do, so few brain…

  19. Vikings fans woo Favre with desperate billboard entreaty

    Feb 9, 2010, 6:00 PM EDT

    Does Hattiesburg, Mississippi sit on some fault line in the space-time continuum of which I’m unaware? First Tiger Woods and then broadcaster Steve Phillips are said to have attended sex addiction therapy in the tiny hamelt, Elin Nordegren supposedly bunked at Brett Favre’s house, and now this. A billboard has popped up on U.S. 90…

  20. Saints, Johnny Chauvin hit all the right notes

    Feb 9, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

    We can begin by saying that Johnny Chauvin’s story is New Orleans’ story. Five years ago he was wiped out when his home was washed away by Hurricane Katrina; but he had his wife and two sons and he had his music, and so like many touched by the disaster, he set to rebuilding his…