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  1. Stephen A. Smith calls Tiger Woods 'a punk who cowered from the real issue'

    Feb 22, 2010, 3:00 PM EDT

    In case you were wondering what Stephen A. Smith thought of Tiger Woods’ little press apology get-together on Friday, you’re in luck. He appeared on KLAC radio in Los Angeles on Friday and did his usual thing: Chewing the scenery until nothing was left but a microphone and and the host in his underwear. Smith,…

  2. Michael Vick to pose nude for Playgirl?

    Feb 22, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    From the Long Island Press, your ultimate source for nude Michael Vick news, comes this disturbing report: Playgirl magazine has offered Michael Vick $1 million to pose naked. Those loud barks of protest you hear are not from dogs, they are from me. Sorry. Playgirl just offered Michael Vick $1 million–which they will give to…

  3. Epic Beard Man finally speaks out

    Feb 22, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

    On Thursday we brought you the story of Epic Beard Man, an Oakland A’s fan whose two-fisted exploits on an Oakland transit bus has made him an overnight Internet sensation. His real name and age varies according to what mood he’s in; but the best guess is that it’s Thomas Bruso, 64, a Vietnam veteran…

  4. The Canada bashing is kind of getting out of hand

    Feb 22, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

    Evidently there was a lot more pent-up aggression toward our neighbors to the north than I thought. The USA’s 5-3 hockey win over Canada on Sunday has unleashed an unexpected wave of Canada bashing; including this classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 segment that’s making the rounds today. “Just where the hell does Canada get off…

  5. Lindsey Vonn makes fun of Tiger Woods apology

    Feb 22, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT

    Time Magazine’s Sean Gregory has a pretty funny account of U.S. ski darling Lindsey Vonn mocking Tiger Woods’ televised press apology on Friday. Vonn didn’t catch the event live on TV; she walked into an interview room at Whistler just after it had concluded. But witnesses quickly clued her in on what had been said.…

  6. And we have our first post-apology Tiger Woods sign

    Feb 22, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

    Unfortunately, Tiger Woods is at sex rehab, so he probably didn’t see this; and there’s no way he has Internet privileges, right? It’s from last night’s Orlando Magic game, proving that there is a home-field advantage in golf. Ken Carpenter, a journalism professor from Orlando, took this picture and sent it along with this note:…

  7. Morning Tweet: No, Canada

    Feb 22, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

    Today’s the 30-year anniversary of the Miracle on Ice, and about the only thing bad about that is listening to Al Michaels prattle on about it. Ah, 1980 … nice perm, Al. But at least you weren’t riding a stuffed moose. Beating the Soviets with a team of amateurs and collegiate players was a nice…

  8. Stubby Clapp's Video Vault: Yes, 'The Ballad Of Brett Favre'

    Feb 21, 2010, 3:00 PM EDT

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    Okay, I made it two minutes in – that was all could take – see if you can do better. The chorus from “I Will If You Let Me”, performed by Chris and Kevin Cuevas: “HE’S NO SINGER, HE’S NO PICKER NO RACECAR DRIVER, BUT HE IS A WINNER HE’S BRETT FAVRE THE BEST THERE…

  9. The Dalai Lama has never heard of Tiger Woods

    Feb 21, 2010, 1:30 PM EDT

    In light of when Woods addressed in his press conference thingy how he had strayed from the Buddhist principles taught to him by his mother and how his turning away from what he had learned contributed to him losing his way, it made prefect sense to ask the world’s preeminent Buddhist, the Dalai Lama, his…

  10. Attention, Japanese synchronized swimmers: dyeing hair perform great dishonor to sport

    Feb 21, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

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    It’s about time somebody put their foot down regarding the corruptness and ignominy commonly found in the sport of synchronized swimming. We have the Japanese to thank for having the courage to say “enough is enough” from a sport rife with disgraceful behavior and public scandal. That’s right. From this point forward, Japanese synchronized swimmers…

  11. Shocking: Steve Williams says he won't tolerate hecklers upon Tiger's return

    Feb 21, 2010, 10:30 AM EDT

    Wait, what? Performing a complete one-eighty regarding his methods, Steve Wililams, who has been Tiger’s caddie since 1999, told the Australian newspaper The Sun-Herald that if any smart alecks in the gallery think for even one second that they are going to be able to get their licks in on Woods when he returns to…

  12. Introducing John Daly, underwear model

    Feb 21, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

    His buttocks are sublime. John Daly has been known as many things throughout his up-and-down time in the spotlight: major champion, singer-songwriter, chicken wing aficionado, fashion icon, public urinator, shirtless interview subject who understands why one should always seek to enjoy the finer things in life, like Diet Coke and Marlboros; now he can add…

  13. Just a reminder that things are not always as they seem

    Feb 20, 2010, 5:30 PM EDT

    How many times have we seen the same, tired story? A team is going through a troublesome slump, so in a move to show solidarity and team unity, some of the players shave their heads. That’ll show ‘em, right? The same silly scenario appeared to be playing out with the Minnesota Gophers men’s basketball team.…

  14. CBS Sports lifts gag order, allows analysts to discuss Tiger Woods

    Feb 20, 2010, 4:30 PM EDT

    Hello, friends. You may recall back in December, CBS Sports golf analyst Ian Baker Finch delicately addressed how the higher-ups at the network would feel about anyone affiliated with their broadcasts discussing one Eldrick Woods. “Mate, if I say one word about Tiger I will get fired,” is what Finch told the Sydney Morning Herald.…

  15. NHL player Mike Comrie leads a charmed life

    Feb 20, 2010, 2:15 PM EDT

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    Take that, Carrie Underwood! Now I have one more reason to regret not learning how to skate. Hockey WAG Hilary Duff and Edmonton Oilers right winger Mike Comrie are now engaged, making Comrie the second NHLer to somehow convince a beautiful, blond bombshell to enter into holy matrimony. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators recently…

  16. Your convenient Tiger Woods apology flow chart

    Feb 20, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT

    Do you think that Tiger Woods might owe you an apology? It’s quite possible that he does. But to avoid any confusion, here’s a handy flow chart which, if I’m not mistaken, is soon to be available as an iPhone app. Created by the folks at Brokey McPoverty. Kudos. Meanwhile, Tiger’s mother, Kultida Woods, spoke…

  17. Rogue lynx terrorizes Winter Games (awww, cute)

    Feb 20, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

    It can’t be a successful Winter Olympics until you’ve had your first lynx sighting, so here you go. This one is taking the shortcut across the downhill ski track to get to the vending machines, where he hopes they’re not out of snowshoe hares. From the Washington Post: Tony Thorburn, a 65-year-old Olympic volunteer, has…

  18. Smashing: Minnesota Gov. makes Elin golf club reference

    Feb 19, 2010, 8:00 PM EDT

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    We’ll forgive you if you’re unaware of Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty’s speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference today. It wasn’t exactly choice timing for the Republican, to try and compete with Tiger Woods’ big press statement from Florida. But the Guv did the best he could under the circumstances, even hitching a ride on…

  19. Friday Blogdome: How to make an American quilt

    Feb 19, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

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    Talk about your truly awesome cotton batting … the Best Quilt Ever leads off today’s blogdome, plus more stuff following the jump. Best. Quilt. Ever. Now Up for Auction. On Saturday, February 20, in Union, Missouri, a unique and amazing collection of baseball memorabilia will be auctioned off. Baseball fan Clara Schmitt Rothmeier, who passed…

  20. Hannah Teeter would like you to quit clubbing seals, Canada

    Feb 19, 2010, 3:30 PM EDT

    No sooner had PETA operatives returned from disrupting the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in Manhattan on Tuesday than they turned their attention to another group of pleasant, furry creatures. Here is PETA’s idea of what Vancouver Winter Olympic mascots Miga, Quatchi, and Sumi would look like if they were zombies. With a taste for…