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  1. The Phoenix Mercury are looking for a few good men

    Mar 4, 2010, 12:15 PM EDT

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    Attention men in the Phoenix area: The WNBA’s Phoenix Mercury are looking for an all-male practice squad. The details: “I encourage any man who thinks he is on the same level or even thinks he can outplay the women from the Mercury to put his skills to the test and tryout for the practice team,”…

  2. Former ASU receiver would like you to look back at him (I'm on a horse)

    Mar 4, 2010, 11:30 AM EDT

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    Sure you want to smell like a man while riding a horse; we all do. But I never would have guessed that this spot for Old Spice would have been the most enduring of all the Super Bowl commercials. Yep, this is the one that went viral (video following the jump), and as a bonus…

  3. Now you can proudly display your giant inflatable beaver

    Mar 4, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT

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    I know that you’re probably saving up to purchase your own Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver, so this t-shirt may not be in your budget. But at $21.99 it’s actually quite affordable, as beaver-related clothing goes. I ordered the lemon-colored shirt pictured here, but it’s also available in “light pink” and “grass”. Learn the back…

  4. Tiger back on the driving range, Elin nearly back in the house

    Mar 4, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

    According to Radar Online, Elin Nordegren is ready to move back in with Tiger Woods at their Orlando mansion, and she was even seen kissing him on the cheek in the back yard of said home. I’m telling you now, if they start calling each other “schmoopy” I’m going to be sick. Nordegren is currently…

  5. Morning Tweet: Fear The Turtle

    Mar 4, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

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    Life is NOT very fun right now for a Duke basketball player from Maryland. Nolan Smith’s family evidently had a little bit of trouble before they could make it back to their abode in Upper Marlboro, due to the mini-riot in College Park following the Terrapins’ big win. Leave Nolan Smith’s family alone! DC Sports…

  6. Wednesday Blogdome: Sportswriter fight!

    Mar 3, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

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    John Feinstein responds to Mike Wilbon’s stream of profanities. “Wilbon got mad two weeks ago because I joked on Tony Kornheiser’s radio show that he had put aside his professionalism when it came to Tiger … Guys like Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, Shaq — the rich and famous guys Wilbon thinks of as…

  7. Orioles' Luke Scott on Arenas: 'It's just stupidity … he's a coward'

    Mar 3, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

    Luke Scott’s love affair with guns is nothing new: Witness this ESPN piece from 2006 (Jack Bauer approves). But last week we got the news that Scott has on occasion taken guns into the Orioles clubhouse (locked in a gun box, so he says). So is the Baltimore DH symathetic to Gilbert Arenas and his…

  8. Tiger's college girlfriend: He liked Chinese food, normal sex

    Mar 3, 2010, 3:00 PM EDT

    We heard from Tiger Woods’ high school girlfriend, Dina Parr, back in December. Now his college girlfriend has stepped forward to tell the world what their relationship was like. Tiger Woods, this is your life! Anyone getthat reference? Hello? Damn it. Anyway, Irene Folstrom claims to be Tiger’s girlfriend from his days at Stanford, and…

  9. Finally: A handy guide to World Cup bordellos

    Mar 3, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    Planning a trip to South Africa for the World Cup? Chances are you’ve already made your hotel reservations, and secured your restaurant guides and sightseeing plans. But what about brothels? It can be such a hassle trying to find a decent bawdy house with reasonable rates while you’re overseas. But now you’re in luck, thanks…

  10. Yes, you can now purchase the Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver!

    Mar 3, 2010, 1:15 PM EDT

    If you’re like me, you were watching the Winter Olympics closing ceremonies and dreaming of having an Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver of your own. Here’s the backstory on TAEGIB for those three people on the planet who are not familiar with the greatest inflatable animal ever invented. And now we learn that he can…

  11. Uh oh: Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant loses a contestant

    Mar 3, 2010, 12:30 PM EDT

    The gala Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant scheduled for March 10, conceived by Howard Stern, may have hit a snag. One of the four contestants has dropped out, according to Fox News. It was last week that Stern announced he had secured four of Tiger’s alleged mistresses to participate in the pageant as part of…

  12. The Tiger Woods workout video is amusing/frightening

    Mar 3, 2010, 11:45 AM EDT

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    Tiger’s road back is going to be a long one: He’s still the butt of late-night humor. Jimmy Kimmel during last night’s monologue: “They say that Tiger is focused now on playing golf and working out, um, Elin is focused on keeping him away from the Thighmaster as much as she possibly can.” Then followed…

  13. New Nets owner loses $53 million deposit on home. Oh well

    Mar 3, 2010, 11:00 AM EDT

    Who is Mikhail Prokhorov? Think of the New Jersey Nets as owned by Goldfinger. Russia’s richest man, who made his $9 billion fortune mainly in nickel and gold production and nanotechnology development, will soon become the NBA’s tallest owner (pending league approval). In September he sunk $200 million into purchasing the Nets and a reported…

  14. Hank Baskett IV scopes out Playboy Mansion from stroller

    Mar 3, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

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    Hank Baskett’s son, Hank IV, now probably holds the record as the youngest person to ever visit the Playboy Mansion. Tweet from Baskett’s wife, Kendra Wilkinson, on Monday: “Goin over to the mansion today to visit @hughhefner. Lil Hank gets to meet him today!! So excited!” So for once, Hef wasn’t the only one at…

  15. Morning Tweet: Chuck Liddell, Jenna Jameson Twitter war?

    Mar 3, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

    Our combatants: Chuck Liddell, former UFC light-heavyweight champion and naked workout enthusiast, vs. Jenna Jameson, adult film star and girlfriend of UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. Liddell and Ortiz are coaches of opposing teams on the Spike TV MMA reality series The Ultimate Fighter season 11. For whatever reason, they got into it on Twitter recently.…

  16. Tuesday Blogdome: Hooters, college basketball and you

    Mar 2, 2010, 6:00 PM EDT

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    First Round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament = Hooters National Hooky Day. For all you die hard fans that are going to take school or work off to catch all the First Round action of the NCAA Tournament, Hooters has you covered! Hooters has a special promotion called the Hooters National Hooky Day, where they…

  17. Football players steal copies of campus newspaper, coach says 'I'm proud they did that'

    Mar 2, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

    If you were on the campus of Texas A&M-Commerce last week looking for a copy of the student newspaper, well, no soup for you. It seems that members of the football team stole them all. Look at this sad, empty news rack. The ones on the bottom are a week old! (Cries). The thefts occurred…

  18. Doggy Hitler: Has PETA gone too far this time?

    Mar 2, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

    Behold the latest marketing protest from the folks at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. It doesn’t do a lot for me, but my dog jumped the fence and just tried to annex the Sudetenland. The ad, found on PETA’s web site, is another jab at Westminster Kennel Club-type dog shows; and some might…

  19. Stop the world, Erin Andrews to be on Dancing With the Stars (With Update)

    Mar 2, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    It didn’t seem so long ago that Erin Andrews just wanted the world to get away from her peephole and leave her alone. But now she’s back, baby, and ready to dance. TMZ is reporting that the ESPN Sideline Queen is going to be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars, which may make this…

  20. Hunter Mahan makes Cowboys Cheerleader girlfriend fetch club; wins tournament

    Mar 2, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

    First of all, it should be noted that Hunter Manhan’s girlfriend is Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kandi Harris. Here she is here, and here, and here. Now that you know what she looks like, let’s begin. Following play on the second hole at the Waste Management Open on Sunday, Mahan discovered a crack in his driver…