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  1. She wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, yellow NHL bikini…

    Mar 21, 2010, 9:30 AM EDT

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    …that she wore for the first time today. As Greg Wyshynski astutely points out over at Puck Daddy, the NHL – through its official online merchandise site, Shop NHL, has not been very kind when creating quality apparel for its female fans (the Alyssa Milano-designed atrocities are a shining example). Enter the NHL-themed bikini, sure…

  2. Introducing Radiohead, the world's most alternative racehorse

    Mar 20, 2010, 3:30 PM EDT

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    I’m sorry, but when I read the headline, “Radiohead gaining Kentucky Derby credibility,” my curiosity was piqued. That’s right, Radiohead is a three-year-old chestnut colt. He is favored in today’s Florida Derby, which would be a significant step towards qualifying for the Kentucky Derby, the so-called “Run for the Roses.” But what an odd name…

  3. Don't worry, a 'Cool Sleddings' screenplay already fast-tracked

    Mar 20, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    I’ll leave it up to you readers to determine if the title of the post is accurate or not. Stranger things have come out of Hollyweird: someone green-lighted a remake of Overboard starring Jennifer Lopez, for cripe’s sake. Newton Marshall, a twenty-six-year-old musher from Jamaica, became the first person ever from the island nation to…

  4. Mmm-mmm! John Daly Pizza, everybody!

    Mar 20, 2010, 12:30 PM EDT

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    John Daly is anywhere and everywhere lately and he apparently has no qualms whatsoever with slapping his name on any product that comes across his desk – or the dilapidated TV tray he uses as a desk – with the announcement of his latest product: John Daly Pizza. Seriously, between his recent foray into the…

  5. Lane Kiffin: Still Sexier Than Natalie Gulbis

    Mar 20, 2010, 11:00 AM EDT

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    Do you believe in miracles? Astonishingly, and for reasons known only to them, Esquire, for their 2010 Sexiest Woman Alive tournament, have new USC football head coach Lane Kiffin as one of the “competitors” in the bracket, joining the likes of Erin Andrews, Danica Patrick and the intimidatingly sexy Gina Carano. Kiffin is the 16…

  6. OMG! Tiger, Elin May Be On The Outs Again

    Mar 20, 2010, 9:30 AM EDT

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    Man, if these two can’t make things work, what hope is there for the rest of us? Setting that aside, word on the street (via an anonymous source, so you know it must be true) is that not everything is peachy-keen between Tiger and Elin.In fact, said source claims “Elin has been very cold and…

  7. Lance Armstrong & Kornheiser make up, plan jaunty bicycle outing

    Mar 19, 2010, 7:00 PM EDT

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    A truce has been called in the war between cyclists and motorists, with Lance Armstrong making an amicable appearance on Tony Kornheiser’s show this morning and accepting an apology from the ESPN radio host. Here’s the backstory on what Kornheiser originally said, and how Armstrong and his millions (literally) of Twitter followers responded. For his…

  8. Friday Blogdome: Beatriz Recari has a crush on our own Weed Against Speed

    Mar 19, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

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    Of course you know that Weed Against Speed, who is the author of the intrepid Sportress of Blogitude, is also our weekend editor at Out of Bounds. So it is with special delight that I present the story below. *** Beatriz Recari Likes Me, She Really Likes Me! A couple of days ago, I (with…

  9. Take that, Canada … U.S. in sledge hockey gold medal game

    Mar 19, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

    Somewhere there was a Japanese version of Al Michaels yelling into a microphone, “Do you believe in miracles?!” Here’s what the mainstream press does not want you to know: The U.S. will meet Japan for the gold medal in sledge hockey on Saturday following a 3-0 win over Norway in the Paralympic Games in Vancouver.…

  10. Reggie Bush places Kim Kardashian on waiver wire?

    Mar 19, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

    Of all the athlete-celebrity romances we have seen in recent times: Alex Rodriguez-Madonna, Alex Rodriguez-Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez-centaur, I thought that Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian would be the one to last for eternity. Shut up! They are soul mates! But now we could be seeing the end of an era, folks. According to Media Takeout, Bush…

  11. So Mickey Mantle's nephew is a drag queen? OK …

    Mar 19, 2010, 11:00 AM EDT

    Kelly Mantle has all the tools. Wait, let me start over … Kelly Mantle is the multi-talented nephew of Yankees legend Mickey Mantle, who happens to be a transvestite; not that there’s anything wrong with that. He’s breaking gender barriers all over the place these days, and is currently the writer and star of the…

  12. Your Tiger Woods inflatable sex doll is now illegal contraband

    Mar 19, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

    Better act fast if you want that Tiger Woods inflatable sex doll for your next book club meeting or office going away party; Tiger’s legal team is going ninja all over the makers, Pipedream Productions of Los Angeles, and threatening to sue their pants off. Irony noted. Here’s a cease and desist letter (pdf) they…

  13. Morning Tweet: Alex Trebeck is a cruel mistress

    Mar 19, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

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    Which was the bigger upset on Thursday? Ohio over Georgetown, Robert Morris over Vanderbilt, or Cheech Marin soundly thrashing Anderson Cooper in Jeopardy? Although roughly 2 percent of people had picked Ohio in their ESPN tournament brackets, I don’t know anyone who had Marin last night; I’ll admit, I had Cooper going to the Elite…

  14. Lance Armstrong fans 1, Kornheiser 0

    Mar 18, 2010, 11:17 PM EDT

    So you see, kids, when you’re feuding with a man who has 2,458,559 Twitter followers, this is how you settle it. You apologize. Quickly. Lance Armstrong wins this one, as foot-in-mouth specialist Tony Kornheiser steps back from his comments on Washington D.C. bicyclists, and how he would advocate drivers “bumping” them off the road with…

  15. Porn star explains why she released salacious Tiger texts

    Mar 18, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

    First of all, Joslyn James would like you to know that there will be regular updates on her new web site, SextingJoslynJames, and the stuff is going to be pretty steamy. That’s saying something for a porn star, isn’t it? James, of course, is the alleged Tiger Woods mistress who released a bundle of (again,…

  16. St. Patrick's Day leftovers: The Irish Tiger Woods float is a crowd pleaser

    Mar 18, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

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    Once again the Irish prove that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to make an entertaining, high-impact parade float. As Busted Coverage points out, nothing says awesome like a three-wheeler golf course utility cart pulling a putting green. And is that a guy wearing a lace dress? It happened in Headford, Ireland…

  17. Here's where you went wrong in the March Madness office pool. Sad, really

    Mar 18, 2010, 3:00 PM EDT

    The good news is that Jelisa Castrodale is here to give NCAA Tournament bracket advice. The bad news is that you are already 1-7 in your pool. Ah well, there’s still that second-chance pool, and of course suicide. Enjoy. *** By Jelisa Castrodale In March of 1985, enduring funk band The Commodores were in the…

  18. Oh Kornheiser, you've done it again, you big dope

    Mar 18, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

    Fresh off his ESPN double secret probation for mocking Hannah Storm’s 1960s-inspired go-go outfits, Tony Kornheiser is at it again; letting his mouth lead him where he probably shouldn’t go. I’m sure he was trying to be humorous in a Walter Matthau, Grumpy Old Men kind of way, but when he said on his Washington…

  19. Thursday Blogdome: In which Mark Jackson calls out The Kingpin

    Mar 18, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT

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    * Mark Jackson Says Michael Clarke Duncan Doesn’t Walk Green Mile. Mark Jackson of ESPN/ABC picked up on the trend of airing out cheap celebs during Wednesday’s Bucks-Clippers game. I’ll assume that Michael Clarke Duncan doesn’t tip because Jackson says he walked out on an entire bill. Duncan was sitting courtside and didn’t sound happy…

  20. New alleged Tiger Woods text messages are absolutely filthy, completely awesome

    Mar 18, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

    If nothing else, the new batch of text messages allegedly sent from Tiger Woods to his porn star girlfriend, Joslyn James, will send the sales of bleach soaring at your local Home Depot. I’m swabbing my eyes with a healthy dose of it right now, because I’ve just read the texts above and below the…