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  1. Video: Mindy Lawton says she and Tiger 'Did it everywhere except the bedroom'

    Dec 7, 2009, 12:00 PM EDT

    Please consult your programs and turn to the page devoted to Mindy Lawton, the 37-year-old waitress from Orlando who is claiming that she had an affair with Tiger Woods. (Form an orderly queue, ladies). But Lawton is one of the few so far who is actually going on the record and providing alleged first-hand details…

  2. Sorry, but Jarrett Jack is tied up at the moment

    Dec 7, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT

    Finally we have an appropriate metaphor for the state of pro basketball in the U.S. Do you think they’re stopping to tie their shoes in Greece or Serbia during a game? Stopping to readjust the brass knuckles hidden in the waistband of their shorts, maybe; but not this. The most amazing part of Jarrett Jacks’…

  3. Tiger Woods dreamed of threesome with mistress, Ryan Seacrest?

    Dec 7, 2009, 10:00 AM EDT

    Lord, I’m not a prayin’ man, but if you could turn back time and scrub this latest Tiger Woods sex scandal allegation from my brain, I’d be most humbly grateful. Come to think of it, what kind of God would allow something like this to happen? According to a report by US Weeky magazine, Tiger…

  4. Morning Tweet: Tim Tebow and the tears of unfathomable sadness

    Dec 7, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

    It’s one thing to be photographed crying after a game, but it’s quite another to have the tears actually flow down through your eye black Bible verse. How can anyone help but have empathy for Tim Tebow, who watched his Florida team lose its quest for perfection on Saturday to Alabama? Here is Sports by…

  5. Tiger Woods, alleged mistress No. 5, and the big cover-up

    Dec 5, 2009, 11:46 PM EDT

    Well, I was going to the movies tonight, but at the rate Tiger Woods seems to be scoring waitresses it looks like I’m never going to see Ninja Assassin. Here is alleged mistress No. 5 (drumroll) … Mindy Lawton, a waitress from Orlando. She’s telling her story to the London Daily Mail a few hours…

  6. Another alleged Tiger mistress surfaces; here's Jamie Jungers

    Dec 5, 2009, 6:04 PM EDT

    Sorry ma’m, you’re one off. This is Jamie Jungers, 26, reputed to be girlfriend number fore! — um, four — in the Neverending Tiger Woods Story. Multiple sources are saying that the Las Vegas cocktail waitress has hired a lawyer and is preparing to sell her story to a British tabloid. Jungers isn’t talking, but…

  7. Mangino leaves Kansas in comfortable aisle seating

    Dec 4, 2009, 7:00 PM EDT

    This photo was actually snapped by an American Airlines stewardess, reportedly, and used on our MSNBC cover today in a story about how airlines are dealing with obese passengers. But the girth, the hairline … could this fellow actually be deposed Kansas head football coach Mark Mangino, taking his last flight out of Lawrence? The…

  8. 'First Church of Tiger Woods' founder shuts down web site

    Dec 4, 2009, 5:50 PM EDT

    I don’t know how to tell you this so I’m just going to say it: The First Church of Tiger Woods is no more. Los Angeles radio talk host John Ziegler, the self-proclaimed pastor of the church which he started in 1996 as a tribute to his favorite golfer, announced Tuesday on his web site…

  9. Tiger Woods simulation 2.0: This time with more debauchery

    Dec 4, 2009, 4:30 PM EDT

    Apple Daily, the Chinese tabloid which gave us the computer graphics simulation of what really happened in the Tiger Woods car crash, is back again with more animated details. This time the video zeroes in on alleged mistress No. 2, Jaimee Grubbs, and the phone message she says she received from Tiger. Also … computer…

  10. Hooray! U.S. gets a great World Cup draw! (We're doomed)

    Dec 4, 2009, 3:30 PM EDT

    As one Out of Bounds reader put it so gently and diplomatically the other day, “You know nothing about soccer!” Truer words were never typed in the comments section of a blog, actually. But here’s one man who does know soccer — Michael Bertin, one of the writers on the intrepid site Unprofessional Foul. I’ve…

  11. Sales skyrocket for book seen in Tiger's wrecked SUV

    Dec 4, 2009, 1:30 PM EDT

    Want to know how crazy this is getting? Here’s how crazy. An out-of-print book that was photographed by police in the back seat of Tiger Woods’ crashed Escalade on Friday morning (pictured) is now surging in Amazon.com sales, jumping ahead more than 300,000 spots as of today. The book, Get a Grip on Physics, was…

  12. Friday Blogdome: Ari Fleischer will take your BCS questions now

    Dec 4, 2009, 12:00 PM EDT

    Each Friday we’re going to comb the Internets for fresh takes on thorny subjects from the great unwashed blogosphere, so that nothing falls through the cracks. Recently the BCS hired former GW Bush White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer to be their PR front man, and that seems like as good a place as any…

  13. Newspaper: Tiger Woods 'unconcious, snoring' after crash

    Dec 4, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT

    We suspected all along that the real cause of Tiger Woods’ early-morning car crash last Friday was shoeless driving. People, we beg you: Do not get into your car barefooted. Think of all the people you can hurt if your foot should skip on the brake. Think of the children. The Orlando Sentinel today is…

  14. The Tiger Woods voicemail slow jam remix is here

    Dec 4, 2009, 9:45 AM EDT

    I’ve been looking for something to supplement my collection of Barry White CDs, and thanks to the folks at Half Day Today, I think I’ve found it. With this new Tiger Woods voicemail slow jam remix — constructed from voice mails he allegedly left with cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs — my place is going to…

  15. Morning Tweet: Latest cheating scandal … no, not Cookie Monster!

    Dec 4, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

    Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O’Neal; it always comes as a shock when we discover that our heroes have feet of clay. But I had been able to keep it together until I heard about this: Even Cookie Monster, it seems, is getting some on the side. And Mr. Monster doesn’t appear to care who…

  16. Soccer announcers absolutely giddy over guy getting kicked in the gourds

    Dec 3, 2009, 6:00 PM EDT

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    Following the jump is a video from an Australian A League game, in which Carlos Hernandez of the Melbourne Victory misses the big ball and connects with the smaller ones, which happened to be attached to John Hutchinson of the Central Coast Mariners. At first one of the announcers claimed that Hutchinson was kicked “in…

  17. The case of the incredible disappearing Dick Jauron

    Dec 3, 2009, 4:30 PM EDT

    When the Buffalo Bills get rid of you, they really get rid of you. Not content with him simply cleaning out his office, the Bills wiped former head coach Dick Jauron out of existence in their team photo recently, replacing him with a rookie running back with suspicious Popeye forearms. The Bills took the team…

  18. Rocco Mediate: Leave Tiger alone

    Dec 3, 2009, 3:05 PM EDT

    So in all the confusion we kind of forgot that there’s an actual PGA tournament occurring right now: The Chevron World Challenge, hosted by Tiger Woods (sitting in for host Tiger Woods this year will be Neil Patrick Harris). Although Rocco Mediate is not in the field, he has had many golf showdowns with Tiger…

  19. Paparazzi alert: Elin photos now worth $250,000, report says

    Dec 3, 2009, 1:50 PM EDT

    I know what you’ve been thinking during this whole Tiger Woods ordeal: “What about the paparazzi? How will this effect them?” Your concern over our hard-working photographer friends is well founded, but worry not. With reports swirling that Elin Nordegren has reworked their prenuptial agreement to the tune of several millions, news comes that freelance…

  20. Who will be in the Group of Death? It's World Cup draw eve!

    Dec 3, 2009, 12:20 PM EDT

    All the teams have been potted (if your nation has not been potted, my condolences), and we’re ready for the big FIFA official draw for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. It’s happening on Friday morning (9 a.m. PST), and I had no idea what a big production this is: The photo here is…

  21. Rachel Uchitel cancels press conference

    Dec 3, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT

    Seems a shame to pay all that money for pit bull-like lawyer Gloria Allred and then not use her, but Rachel Uchitel has canceled a press conference scheduled for today, in which she was going to discuss the Tiger Woods situation. Late Wednesday, TMZ was reporting that Uchitel had reversed field, and was going to…

  22. Tiger Bikini Girl is going to tell the world her story, dammit!

    Dec 3, 2009, 9:45 AM EDT

    I’ve been waiting four days for something really humorous and borderline retarded to occur in this Tiger Woods morass, and finally I think we have a winner. Here’s Tampa Bay radio personality Meredith Walusek, of MJ Morning Show fame, getting a little attention from the cops outside of Tiger Woods’ gated Isleworth community in Orlando.…

  23. Morning Tweet: Loutish parents, youth hockey, and you

    Dec 3, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

    This morning’s message comes from the small town of Dowling, Ont., where 9-year-old Miller Donnelly made a YouTube video admonishing adults for yelling at players and taking all the fun out of youth hockey games. The video was only supposed to be for members of his family, but roughly two years after making it, Donnelly…

  24. Parnevik regrets introducing Elin to Tiger, suggests a different club next time

    Dec 2, 2009, 8:20 PM EDT

    No sooner than he had issued a (sort of) apology for his “transgressions” earlier today on his web site, Tiger Woods heard from one person whom he probably thought would not criticize him: Jesper Parnevik. Parnevik, 44, is the Swedish golfer who, along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Woods. The Golf Channel…

  25. The Tiger Woods online video games are here

    Dec 2, 2009, 7:30 PM EDT

    Sure this new Tiger Woods online game is fun; but I can’t seem to get past 45 points. I keep hitting the freakin’ tree. And it’s broad daylight here. From the folks that brought you Crush the Castle and Cheating Lover, it’s Hunting Tiger, a fun new animated game in which you try and guide…