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Yes, Tom Brady’s new $20 mil mansion has a moat. Why would you think it wouldn’t? (video)

Jan 25, 2013, 10:07 AM EDT

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Tom Brady’s new mansion is finally done — they just had to fill the moat. It took about as long to build as it would for a new football stadium to be completed — about three years. But now it’s move-in ready, and Tom and Giselle Bundchen need lots of cardboard boxes. Can anyone help out? The $20 million, 22,000-square foot palace in Brentwood near Los Angeles has a resort-style pool, a playground, and in case of invasion by pesky Visigoths, a moat. Yep.

When Tom’s friends come over for a visit their parents can wave and say “Have fun storming the castle!”

You can see the moat in the screencap there, and that doesn’t look like a drawbridge, but you never know.

Video here.

  1. alligatorsnapper - Jan 25, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    Why a moat? That won’t keep out the Ravens!

  2. sabatimus - Jan 25, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    They do need a drawbridge: to keep Bernard Pollard from blowing out his knee again.

  3. 1historian - Jan 26, 2013 at 10:09 AM

    obscene

  4. crappygovernment - Jan 29, 2013 at 1:46 PM

    I wish he could be the positive, insightful, role model Tim Tebow is for Americans. Brady and Peyton are so greedy!

  5. Darr247 - Jan 29, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Is that a 15KW PV array on the roof?
    Or is that just a ridiculous amount of skylights?