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Breaking: Johnny Manziel is a terrible bowler

Dec 12, 2012, 1:48 PM EDT

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel looks on during a news conference after winning the Heisman Trophy award in New York Reuters

Just as Superman has his Kryptonite, I think we’ve found Johnny Manziel’s weakness. Presenting the saddest ninth and tenth frames ever recorded. This final score was produced by a finely-tuned athlete?

Well, it is bowling, which is barely even a sport. Bigger news is that we now seem to have proof that Manziel, our newest Heisman winner, is dating the beautiful Sarah Savage. He went bowling with her and her mom, and if that doesn’t indicate long-term commitment, nothing does.

Sarah Savage facts:

She’s a model, and also attends Texas A&M.

She’s a senior pursuing a BBA in marketing.

More photos here, on her Instagram page.

She is a Christian.

  1. skids003 - Dec 12, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Jealous, Rick, or just a hater?

  2. lewp - Dec 12, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Dude, ease up. As an Aggie fan myself, I can assure you Rick is just writing. You must not know Rick very well, cause if you did, you would know this is his personality and writing style.

    • skids003 - Dec 13, 2012 at 7:29 AM

      Sarcasm, dude.

  3. apmn - Dec 12, 2012 at 10:38 PM

    Letting the girlfriend win…Johnny Football is a smart cat.

    • florida727 - Dec 13, 2012 at 8:50 AM

      Even smarter… letting the girlfriend’s mom win!