Raccoon ejected from Paul Brown Stadium, did not have ticket (or pants)

A small raccoon somehow got into Paul Brown Stadium on Sunday, but was not allowed to witness the thrilling conclusion of the game: a 20-19 victory by the Cowboys over the Bengals. The raccoon (police mugshot) was ejected for being drunk/ticketless/pantless (choose one), and if YouTube commenters can be believed, the man schlepping it out of the stadium was bitten and had to undergo rabies shots.

See the video here.