Dec 11, 2012, 2:09 PM EDT
What do you do if your dog is missing? If you’re like Mark Fitzgerald of Dunedin, Fla., you launch into Operation Dog Rescue. Things you’ll need:
- Booze (lots).
- A golf cart.
Now you’re ready, but where do you start your search? At the nearest golf course, naturally.
Fitzgerald, 49, was arrested today when he shot several holes into a nearby water tower from the Dunedin Golf Course. The tower, which contained 550,000 gallons of water, had to be drained.
Fitzgerald had a .308-caliber rifle and .45-caliber handgun in his vehicle and showed signs of impairment, deputies said.
Fitzgerald said he was searching for his lost dog and brought the guns for protection in case he encountered coyotes, deputies said.
Not exactly a Navy Seal Team 6 operation … and we still do not know the whereabouts of the dog. In fact, I doubt Mr. Fitzgerald even owns a dog. Just a hunch.
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