Nov 29, 2012, 2:44 PM EST
But somehow, it does. It’s a Festivus miracle!
The premise of this new video produced by the Red Sox is that tickets go on sale Dec. 1 and 1hey want you to buy some. Hopefully the sight of their mascot and Fenway Park draped in Christmas lights will help you forget how stinky they were last season.
It’s all very reminiscent of the movie Christmas Vacation, only without so much Johnny Galecki.
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