Comments on: God bored with Dolphins-Seahawks game, turns on sprinklers http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/11/26/god-bored-with-dolphins-seahawks-game-turns-on-sprinklers/ At ease Larry, you're in a humorous sports blog, not "The Situation Room" with Wolf Blitzer. You should really just relax. Wed, 15 May 2013 16:26:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Josiah Schlatter http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/11/26/god-bored-with-dolphins-seahawks-game-turns-on-sprinklers/comment-page-1/#comment-45002 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:24:32 +0000 http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/?p=77510#comment-45002 If I were a player I’d run around stomping or kicking the sprinklers until they’re permanently disabled and then run around as the crowd roars my name.

And then I’d take the next series off to regain my wind.

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