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Woman punches boyfriend in face for refusing her advances so he can watch football

Nov 20, 2012, 2:45 PM EDT

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This is the trouble with football: it’s too violent. A Pompano Beach, Fla., woman, Kristi Santo, 45, allegedly got all punchy on Sunday night when her boyfriend spurned her amorous advances so that he could watch football on TV. Police quickly arrived and arrested them both, but the man was not ultimately charged.

Ms. Santo, on the other hand, was on active probation for a previous opium arrest (charming), according to the police. So they decided to keep her around.

According to the police report, Santo stated that she was attempting to entice the boyfriend into having sexual relations and he rebuffed her advances, presumably to watch football on television.

The boyfriend said that Santo punched him in the nose. Both Santo and the boyfriend were taken into custody as both had physical signs of battery.

No mention in the story of what game the boyfriend wanted to watch, although if it happened on Sunday night, we presume it was Ravens-Steelers.

  1. cbking05 - Nov 21, 2012 at 3:28 AM

    You can’t blame him for passing her up…I’m sure he just used football as an excuse…he was probably trying to take her lighter as she was warming up her spoon