Costumed mascots are by their nature insecure. That’s why it’s no surprise that when Jason Kidd and Tony Parker got wrapped up out of bounds during the Spurs-Knicks game and found themselves in a hug, the San Antonio Coyote moved in and wanted part of the action.
As you can see, the Coyote was rejected. Sad, really. ACME may make a great pair of rocket skates, but it will not send you love.