No this isn’t sports, but I’d be doing the public a disservice if I didn’t report on this. Without vigilance, aggressive rogue goats menacing paperboys could happen in your community.
“Everybody, they’re all, ‘Hey, goat boy!’ I’m like, ‘Hey, guys.’
“People are just like, ‘Why are you scared of goats?’ I’m like ‘that was a freaky goat. I think it’s like possessed or something.’ “