Getty Images It’s not sports, but when a headline like this crosses my desk, you’d better believe it’s going to be a post: A strip club patron almost lost his eye during a brawl involving 17 strippers.
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It happened in Austin, Texas, as most stripper riots do. The woman who hurled the shoe may be charged with wielding a deadly weapon, according to police.
According to KXAN-TV, the fight between the strippers began in the dressing room at Hot Bodies in Austin on Oct. 26. That’s when authorities say 21-year-old Victoria Perez threw her high-heel shoe, hitting a man in the eye.
She is being held on $50,000 bail.
As far as I know, Bryant McKinnie was not involved in any way.