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Extremely drunk bro wanders onto HS football field, gets laid out by off-duty cop/player’s dad (video)

Oct 30, 2012, 5:01 PM EDT

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It’s practically a law of civilization, by now– as long as people gather in large groups to watch athletic competitions, other people are going to get stupefyingly drunk and occasionally make their own way onto the playing field. Typically, these buffoons are dealt with by security guards, stadium personnel, and rarely, the players themselves (and one time, amazingly enough, a freakin’ taser), but at a recent high school football game in Northern California, one teenage spectator who looked to be drunker than Sinatra’s liver met a slightly different fate: getting JACKED UP from his blind side by the father of one of the players, who just so happens to be a former star player himself, as well as a current off-duty police officer.

To the tape! Keep an eye on the young man with an unusual style in belt-wear, and wait for the boom to be lowered at the :28 mark:

Look, I normally hate to advocate violence against anyone, let alone indulge a middle-aged man in some ephemeral reliving of his prior glory, but that kid deserved it. If teenagers wants to get embarrassingly drunk in public, they’re occasionally going to get humiliated and/or jacked-up for their troubles– it’s part of the social contract.  Not sure how the local jurisdiction feels about one of their off-duty officers assaulting someone (justifiably or not), but I think we can all agree that in that moment, justice was served.

No word on the condition of the trespasser, or his sweet belt.


Teen field intruder gets obliterated by parent of a football player, a former football star himself [Prep Rally]

  1. albertmn - Oct 30, 2012 at 10:29 PM

    He looks mentally unstable.

  2. skids003 - Oct 31, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Rob, I wouldn’ exactly call this officer as “assaulting” anyone. Would you rather them offer him a cupcake to leave? This idiot could have done God knows what to any of the participants in this game. He needed to be taught a lesson. That’s whats wrong with our society today. Bunch of molly coddlers.

  3. digbysellers - Oct 31, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    I once knew a gal named Molly Coddler. She was a peach. Also knew how many pits were in a pear. Great gal I tells ya.

  4. notdumb - Nov 1, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    Awwwe yay that was sooooo awesome guys!!!!
    Some fat pig got to take out his aggression on a kid instead of his wife for a change awwee

  5. bulldogslc - Nov 1, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    Is it me or did that kid look like C. Thomas Howell?