Extremely drunk bro wanders onto HS football field, gets laid out by off-duty cop/player’s dad (video)
Oct 30, 2012, 5:01 PM EST
It’s practically a law of civilization, by now– as long as people gather in large groups to watch athletic competitions, other people are going to get stupefyingly drunk and occasionally make their own way onto the playing field. Typically, these buffoons are dealt with by security guards, stadium personnel, and rarely, the players themselves (and one time, amazingly enough, a freakin’ taser), but at a recent high school football game in Northern California, one teenage spectator who looked to be drunker than Sinatra’s liver met a slightly different fate: getting JACKED UP from his blind side by the father of one of the players, who just so happens to be a former star player himself, as well as a current off-duty police officer.
To the tape! Keep an eye on the young man with an unusual style in belt-wear, and wait for the boom to be lowered at the :28 mark:
Look, I normally hate to advocate violence against anyone, let alone indulge a middle-aged man in some ephemeral reliving of his prior glory, but that kid deserved it. If teenagers wants to get embarrassingly drunk in public, they’re occasionally going to get humiliated and/or jacked-up for their troubles– it’s part of the social contract. Not sure how the local jurisdiction feels about one of their off-duty officers assaulting someone (justifiably or not), but I think we can all agree that in that moment, justice was served.
No word on the condition of the trespasser, or his sweet belt.
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