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These high school football uniforms will torture your poor, innocent eyes

Oct 25, 2012, 3:36 PM EDT

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Sorry, but things that have been seen cannot be unseen, so you’ll have to live with these images for a few days … or forever. Rapper Flo Rida wanted his alma mater, Miami-Carol City High in Florida, to have memorable football uniforms, and so this is the result.

This arms race of tastelessness began when Delray Beach High broke out these unis, which were designed by Futuristic Woo, a “boutique design” apparel company based in Florida. Carol City will wear these beginning in the fall, unless riots and civil unrest break out in the meantime and they are burned in the streets.

Look, I’m not known for my fashion sense, so maybe I’m not the best one to judge these. I just think that, in addition to being a tad politically incorrect, wearing an Indian chief on my lap is pretty awkward.

  1. Arequimis - Oct 25, 2012 at 6:51 PM

    I think they are pretty amazing. I love when someone takes it up a notch.

  2. crankyfrankie - Oct 25, 2012 at 8:13 PM

    I thought that those Delray Beach were the ugliest things ever. Then I saw these monstrosities. I stand corrected. These are more grotesque and racist to boot.

  3. charliereno - Oct 25, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    “Look, I’m not known for my fashion sense, so maybe I’m not the best one to judge these. I just think that, in addition to being a tad politically incorrect, wearing an Indian chief on my lap is pretty awkward.”

    So is allowing a rapper to have a say in what a high school team’s uniforms should be.

  4. chumthumper - Oct 26, 2012 at 10:59 AM

    Good thing they are not a college; the NCAA would never let them get away with it…..unless you are Florida State, that is.