Oct 16, 2012, 12:24 PM EDT
While watching parts of the Chargers-Broncos game on Monday night (the NLCS was on another channel, so didn’t see much of it), my overriding thought was, could both teams lose? Defeat is the only option for any team that sports this hideous design on their jerseys — the dreaded Nike contrasting-colored Flywire collar.
I’ve never been distracted by anything Nike does style-wise: even Oregon’s peyote-trip uniform array is more intriguing than garish, at least to me. But for some reason this NFL neck design being phased in by Nike this season, with more to come, makes me furious. Nike says it looks like the old-school neckrolls that some NFL players wore. To me it’s like someone put Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter in charge of uniforms. It looks like a collar on a disco shirt. Now players from a dozen teams look like Willis from Different Strokes.
In addition to the Broncos and Chargers, here are some of the teams that rock the disco collar look: Redskins, Bills, Vikings, Saints (combined record: 17-18). Any others?
- So long folks, it’s time for me to take off 18
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