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David Ortiz fires agent, will now be paid in fish

Oct 5, 2012, 4:19 PM EDT

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Note: David Ortiz did not really fire his agent. He does, however, now only communicate by a series of clicks and whistles … which in hindsight would have been useful for Bobby Valentine.

One day soon, perhaps Ortiz will be telling the Red Sox “So long, and thanks for all the fish.” Until then, enjoy his recent tweet, which accompanied this photo.

@davidortiz
This big guy don’t know that I maybe good at baseball but not at swimming
🏊

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David Ortiz has made a new friend [Hardball Talk]