Aug 31, 2012, 12:21 PM EDT
Times are hard out there on the mean streets of Shenango, PA. That’s where 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg claims that he was attacked while mowing his lawn. Ehrenberg said that a man was driving by and stopped his car, got out, and clotheslined him off of his riding mower. Then while on top of him, the man Tebowed.
Actually Ehrenberg said that the man “did a Tim Tebow”, which makes this even more amusing.
A drive-by Tebowing? I’m eagerly awaiting the WPXI-11 News followup investigation. There was also a report in The Smoking Gun.
At any rate, this maniac is still on the loose. The lawns of of Shenango will be up to their armpits by Halloween.
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