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Meanwhile, at the World Toe Wrestling Championships … (video)

Jul 17, 2012, 11:21 AM EDT

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The World Toe Wrestling Championships is a real thing, and last year’s champion, Paul Beech, showed up to the 2012 event wearing this mask. Beech, who is the father of 2012 women’s champion Becca Beech, is known there by the nickname “Predatoe.” But this year’s men’s winner was Alan “Nasty” Nash, who was quoted thusly: “Over the years I’ve broken nine toes. I broke four in one fight.”

I think I’d steer my kids away from toe wrestling toward something safer, like football or stunt motorcycle jumping.