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Chuck Norris says Pres. Obama in middle of conspiracy to create ‘pro-gay’ Boy Scouts

Jun 28, 2012, 11:39 AM EDT

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Fun fact: Chuck Norris’ real name is Carlos Ray Norris. Would he be such a darling of the conservative party if he had kept the Carlos? The answer is shrouded in mystery. What is known is that Norris, a staunch Republican, is on to President Obama’s secret plan to let gays infiltrate the Boy Scouts of America.

I just hope that Chuck never finds out about the new Oreos.

Norris wrote an op-ed piece for the shooting site AmmoLand.com which appeared on Tuesday, in which he accused the Obama administration of paying Scouts’ national board member James Turley to try and overturn the organizations’ ban on gay Scouts and Scout masters.

Turley recently said that he would “work from within” the board to overturn the policy.

Norris:

Is Turley working on his own initiative, or has the White House prodded him with perks and favors? Is it a coincidence that Turley came out swinging against the BSA’s century-old policy to ban gays from leadership and that he has such close affiliations with the pro-gay Obama administration?

Norris has subsequently written posts on Facebook and Twitter to “clarify” his op-ed piece (note to Chuck: a well-written column should stand on its own, and not need clarification). In the clarification, Norris said he “was not criticizing the gay community.”

But then what do you make of this paragraph in his column?:

For years, I’ve signed and sent out hundreds of Eagle Scout recognition letters. And I personally have known a host of Boy Scouts, Eagle Scouts and BSA leaders. These individuals epitomize the best of America. Indeed, the BSA is as integral a part of American life and culture as hot dogs, baseball and Grandma’s apple pie.

In other words, gays cannot possibly be in that group. The Boy Scouts are only for real, pie-eating Americans.

Also, nice hot dog imagery. I see what you did there, Carlos.

  1. parkcityute - Jun 28, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    What is your legal name Rick?

    Carlos can eat all the hotdogs and Grandma’s apple pie and not gain one ounce of fat. He can fill all the boxes that gave Lucy such a hard time and dance a waltz at the same time. Don’t mess with Carlos, Richard!

  2. dowhatifeellike - Jun 28, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    I guess being indifferent/neutral has now become pro-gay.

    • myopinionisrighterthanyours - Jun 28, 2012 at 2:20 PM

      It’s that old “if you’re not with us, you’re against us” thing. As Ewan McGregor once said, “Only the Sith deal in absolutes.” Guess it only makes sense that gay’s take over the Boy Scouts. Afterall, according to Bob Morris of Indiana, the Girl Scouts are a lesbian “tactical arm” of Planned Parenthood. But don’t feel bad, Chuckles, some ultra liberal group will uncover a ridiculous secret Romney conspiracy, too. Somebody please restore balance and common sense.

  3. ndnation23 - Jun 28, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    somehow, considering how against prejudice he was, I dont think Bruce would be happy to hear that coming from his old friend.

  4. skids003 - Jun 28, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    Once again, Rick hides behind his computer. Bet you don’t have the balls to say it to his face Rick.

    And, after all, they did pay off the Nebraska Congressman to get his vote on this ridiculous health care law that was passed so we could figure out what was in it.

  5. truthier - Jun 29, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    If you’re hanging out with a group of guys that wants to get together wearing the same jaunty uniform and scarf, and hand out badges the whole pack can sport like jewelry, it seems to me like you’ve embraced some gayness already. Own it with pride BSA. You’ve been on the right side of history all along. Just kick the homophobic bigots to the curb and get back to the scouting you do so well.