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Morning Mail: Britney Spears takes up golf. The horror … the horror …

May 23, 2012, 9:00 AM EDT

Britney Spears AP

There’s nothing worse than someone who insists on playing a sport to which they are not suited. I am no longer looking at you, Charles Barkley — next to Britney Spears, your golf game appears to be sent from Jack Nicklaus.

Britney Spears has taken up golf. If you see her in a golf outfit, do not attempt to apprehend her yourself. She is armed and dangerous. Call authorities. The Arizona Republic:

The ‘Toxic’ singer — who recently signed up to become a judge on the U.S. ‘X Factor’ — took the advice of her fiancé Jason Trawick who suggested she play the sport to help her relax.

However, fellow golfers have been struggling to deal with Britney’s inability to play the game as she regularly lets go of her club and cannot hit the ball.

A source told The Sun newspaper: ”It’s heads-up when she’s around. She’s hit a few golfers and managed to land balls in golf carts. But she’s a good sport and laughs at herself.”

Now there’s your reality show.

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  1. dowhatifeellike - May 23, 2012 at 4:17 PM

    Nothing says “relaxing” like making a fool of yourself in front of 3 close friends.

  2. skids003 - May 24, 2012 at 9:12 AM

    Amazing how our society rewards the biggest morons these days.