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Guy has ‘ESPN’ tattooed on face because he wants to be on SportsCenter

May 9, 2012, 4:49 PM EDT


There is a decided lack of specifics here, but the tattoo seems to be real. At least two sources have reported today that an unidentified man had the ESPN logo tattooed on the side of his face because he wanted to appear on SportsCenter. I’ve heard of weirder reasons to get a strange tattoo, so this doesn’t surprise me in the least.

See the photo here.

What’s more disturbing, actually, is what appears to be a woman’s lipstick kiss tattoo below his ear. Sweet Fancy Moses.

  1. crosberries - May 9, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    I’m sure he has a very prestigious job

  2. allmyteamsareterrible - May 9, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    That’s one of the worst looking tattoos I have ever seen. I hope he got it in prison and paid in cigarettes, because if not he was bamboozled.

  3. CJ - May 9, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    Gotta love how they blurred his eyes so he “can’t be identified”. Because I’m sure there’s a least a million other dudes in the world with a set of lips, $ sign and ESPN tattooed on the left side of his face.

    • girouxhasladyballs - May 10, 2012 at 6:47 AM

      kenyon martin

  4. chumthumper - May 10, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    He’s probably got his third ex-wife’s name tatted on his arm, too.

  5. t16rich - May 10, 2012 at 10:51 AM

    Dream big kids. With the right mindset, your life can be this meaningless too.