May 8, 2012, 11:04 AM EST
The wheels of justice grind slowly in Turkish soccer, but if you aim a racial slur at an opponent, eventually justice comes looking for you. Painful, soprano-inducing justice. From The Last Angry Fan comes this tale of woe, as Trabzonspor midfielder Didier Zokora claimed that Fenerbahce’s Emre Belozoglu (pictured, No. 5) hit him with a racial slur back in April. The league agreed with the charge, and leveled a two-match ban against Belozoglu.
The teams met again recently, and Zokora — who is from the Ivory Coast — decided to add a little punishment.
Kind of Shakespearean, except for the getting-kicked-in-the-groin part.
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