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Morning Mail: Will Mr. Irrevevant collect his night to remember?

Apr 30, 2012, 9:00 AM EDT

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Remember the woman who last week promised a naughty night of sexy time to the last pick in the NFL Draft? Well, not only has Mr. Irrelevant been chosen, but it seems we also know the identity of the woman. Let the fun begin!

As you may know by now, the last pick in the NFL draft was one Chandler Harnish, quarterback from Northern Illinois who went to the Colts at pick No. 253. As Mr. Irrelevant, Harnish claims all the attendant perks — a trip to Disneyland, his own parade in Newport Beach, and the glittering “Lowsman Trophy,” which depicts the Heisman Trophy with a player fumbling the ball.

Oh, and a night with this woman, who took to YouTube last week and promised certain favors to whomever ended up last in the draft. We show you her video again below. Plus, reader Nighttrainpain seems to have uncovered her identity:

After flexing my search-fu, I found she is actress and comedian Brianne Berkson. Age 27, 5’1, Columbia University graduate. She has a profile on IMDb and her twitter is @MessiahMama where she linked the video. She is in NY so I’d be curious if Chandler took her up on that offer.

Brianne posts on twitter what comedy club she performs at and when. Chandler should just show up in his number 253 jersey and let the magic happen. I made it easy for you buddy, it’s up to you now.

Yup, here she is. And here’s her Twitter page.

Daily Chronicle:

Other notable players picked last in the draft are Kansas City Chiefs kicker Ryan Succup, former Bears defensive back Mike Green, and former Giants fullback Jim Finn, who was selected by the Bears with the last pick in 1999.

“It seems like a pretty cool event to be honest,” Harnish said of Irrelevant Week. “If you’re going to be a late-round pick, why not be the last one? I did not expect it at all, the chances are so low.”

The more I think about it, a night with a female comedian seems less and less enticing. But it’s not as bad a prospect as competing with Andrew Luck at quarterback.


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  1. t16rich - Apr 30, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    If he likes being buried in the woods, then go for it. This chick has the eyes of a serial killer. Stay the hell away.

  2. florida727 - Apr 30, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Will he collect on the offer? It’s Mr. Irrelevant, not Mr. Stupid. Give the guy some credit. No way this happens. Sorry skirt. Your 15 minutes of fame is about to expire.

  3. gunner1970 - Apr 30, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    She’s a Comedian (Not very good, imo) and she’s trying to cash in on her moment of fame. I say she succeeded, but, watching a few of her gigs I doubt she’ll amount to much.

    • dowhatifeellike - Apr 30, 2012 at 2:37 PM

      Considering that she only has 318 followers on Twitter, I’d say her PR campaign didn’t work very well. I have half that many despite being the most boring person on Earth.

  4. dbeehner - Apr 30, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    I think she’s hot and I like that she said she’s especially fond of the fellas from the Big Sky Conference. May just be seeking attention, but I would give her every inch of it.

  5. itsnolen - Apr 30, 2012 at 3:23 PM

    Here’s her follow-up.

    • ponsonbybritt - Apr 30, 2012 at 4:37 PM

      That’ll leave a mark.

  6. winkeroni - Apr 30, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    I don’t think there are a whole lot of things more fun than a minor league baseball game. The guy is moving and grooving like it’s dollar beer night!

  7. nighttrainpain - Apr 30, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    I like it.

    Sports Agent: Um, Chandler, the Chargers are ready to sign you after the draft as a free agent. Thats good right?
    Chandler: Noooo! Call the Colts now and tell them to draft me with pick 253! I’ve been watching that video for two days!