Apr 24, 2012, 4:50 PM EDT
“I’ve got this place in my heart for the humiliated, the neglected, the last pick on the playground kind of guy …” And with that, some chick on YouTube who calls herself Mrs. Irrelevant has made an indecent proposal to the last pick in the NFL Draft, whomever that may be. As she tells it:
“Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night … alone … with me.” (Air-kisses camera).
As one YouTube commenter noted: “I’m more irrelevant than him, I can promise you that!” No sorry, Mrs. Irrelevant only has a thing for low-round NFL draft picks, it seems.
I see no way this can end badly.
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