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The Marlins Park swimming pool was officially christened tonight, is rated PG-13

Apr 4, 2012, 10:07 PM EDT

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Tater tot nachos, pina coladas and bikini girls in the pool: that’s baseball to me. Tonight was opening night at Marlins Park as you know, and this photo is the most Miami thing ever. Although I’m not sure why they went with this over a series of hot tubs.

  1. datcrazybok - Apr 4, 2012 at 10:21 PM

    They’re also useful as floatation devices…

    In the future, they won’t allow plastic toys in the pool for safety reasons. Not THOSE plastic toys…

    In order to look more “Miamiish” they will only allow two hot chicks in the pool chicks per night…

    Are those baseballs in your bikini or are you just happy to watch the Marlins…

    Gives new meaning to the phrase “Fantasy Baseball” don’t it…

  2. trbowman - Apr 5, 2012 at 1:25 AM

    That picture got me more excited than watching baseball ever has.

  3. michiganhockey11 - Apr 5, 2012 at 10:20 AM

    Something tells me those ladies would be floating regardless of whatever ‘external’ pool accessories they would be using….