Mar 28, 2012, 10:06 AM EDT
*Sigh* OK, Jose Canseco will explain global warming … but just this once. So pay attention and take notes, you clowns.
From Canseco’s Twitter feed last night, which, along with Al Gore’s, is my go-to source for environmental news:
Will discuss global warming tommorow. U clowns can’t comprehend global warning I ask u study tonight and tommorow pop quiz.
Let’s forget that the very definition of “pop quiz” is a quiz given without prior warning. This tweet is just endlessly entertaining for about a dozen additional reasons.
But one of Jose’s prior tweets on Tuesday was even better:
@magicjohnson congrats on buying dodgers need a 1b or pinch hitter of the bench? Will play for free. Will donate salary charity
I’m sure that Magic is scrambling for the phone right now.
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