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Jose Canseco offers to play for the Dodgers for free … but first, he will explain global warming

Mar 28, 2012, 10:06 AM EDT


*Sigh* OK, Jose Canseco will explain global warming … but just this once. So pay attention and take notes, you clowns.

From Canseco’s Twitter feed last night, which, along with Al Gore’s, is my go-to source for environmental news:

Will discuss global warming tommorow. U clowns can’t comprehend global warning I ask u study tonight and tommorow pop quiz.

Let’s forget that the very definition of “pop quiz” is a quiz given without prior warning. This tweet is just endlessly entertaining for about a dozen additional reasons.

But one of Jose’s prior tweets on Tuesday was even better:

@magicjohnson congrats on buying dodgers need a 1b or pinch hitter of the bench? Will play for free. Will donate salary charity

I’m sure that Magic is scrambling for the phone right now.

  1. dowhatifeellike - Mar 28, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    I’m definitely not a fan of special interest groups, but I feel like they should pay Jose to shut up about whatever he decides to talk about. He only hurts the causes he tries to advocate.

  2. slenderbender29 - Mar 30, 2012 at 4:49 PM

    As the dude here points out, it didn’t really matter, because 99-percent of the people who follow Canseco on Twitter have never heard of Al Gore.