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NYC strip club offers to give Tebow his first lap dance

Mar 23, 2012, 12:25 PM EDT

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Frankly I’m quite concerned that it took them this long, but notorious New York City gentleman’s club Rick’s Cabaret has made an offer to Tim Tebow that they hope he cannot refuse: his first lap dance is on them. And that. my friends, is just a taste of what it’s going to be like for Tebow down on the mean streets of Gotham: everyone is going to try and get their piece of the Tebow publicity pie. How long before Rupert’s Deli starts making a Tebow Sub?

No one was throwing lap dances at him in Denver. From a Rick’s publicity release, via Busted Coverage:

“I’m thrilled for the Jets and want to extend an extra special welcome to Tim Tebow,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Beverly, a busty blonde beauty. “I’ve heard that he doesn’t go to strip clubs, but I will be happy to give him his first lap dance. I promise he will like it. It would be my honor.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Sydney, a statuesque blonde stunner, did not think that Jets ownership made the right move. She proclaimed, “They got him just so they can sell Tebow t-shirts and Tebow merchandise. The Jets need football players not haberdashers.”

Whoa, calm down, Sydney. This isn’t Costas Live.

If Tebow is worried about publicity, Rick’s is equipped with a private elevator that goes right to a third-floor suite, said Beverly. But not to worry, Jets fans — Tim is more enamored with a power that is found a little higher than the third floor. Still, the girls are relentless.

“Tebow is cute, I like him,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alex, a buxom brunette. “But Mark Sanchez is sexier,” she added.

Rex Ryan is reportedly thinking the same thing.

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Rick’s Caberet Strippers Offer To Give Tim Tebow His First NYC Lap Dance [Busted Coverage]

  1. goforthanddie - Mar 23, 2012 at 7:03 PM

    Maybe if she wears a nun’s habit…

  2. klownboy - Mar 23, 2012 at 11:14 PM

    Tebow as a Jet is going to be such a friggin’ circus. He would have been better off in Miami.
    http://wp.me/p1gCK6-mj

  3. worldwidebleater - Mar 25, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    Timmy, have ya…ever seen a grown man naked?

    • eugenesaxe - Mar 25, 2012 at 7:06 PM

      Well done :)

  4. sabatimus - Mar 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    They just want to get him to have sex before marriage *gasp!*

  5. jumbossportsblog - Mar 28, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    Reblogged this on jumbossportsblog.

  6. pastorstevelarson - Mar 29, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    Why do you even call this news. You got played. Suckers – this strip club uses you to get free publicity and you fall for it hook line and sinker. Grow up and learn to see when people are using you. Learn to distinguish between news and cheap publicity tricks.

  7. yournuts - Apr 2, 2012 at 4:08 PM

    What kind of man are you to write this crap Rick? This stuff is really low. You should respect this man! Now you’ll have all the idiots writing stupid comments.