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Morning Mail: Greater Los Angeles crime fighter, Kobe Bryant or Zorro?

Mar 7, 2012, 9:00 AM EDT

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Both live in the Pueblo of Los Angeles, taking delight in humiliating bumbling opponents and fighting against the tyranny of Spanish authorities, or Jerry Buss. One relies on his trusted servant Bernardo, and the other, um, has Jack Nicholson, I guess. Kobe Bryant debuted his new black mask on Tuesday night against the Pistons, and hit a buzzer-beater to send the contest into overtime. Alas, no daring do from there, as the Lakers lost, 88-85. Kobe clearly needs to add a cape.

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All hatchlings admitted half price.

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