Comments on: Mario Balotelli fined $396,000 for visiting strip club http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/03/05/mario-balotelli-fined-396000-for-visiting-strip-club/ At ease Larry, you're in a humorous sports blog, not "The Situation Room" with Wolf Blitzer. You should really just relax. Wed, 15 May 2013 16:26:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: chargerdillon http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/03/05/mario-balotelli-fined-396000-for-visiting-strip-club/comment-page-1/#comment-39177 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:58:51 +0000 http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/?p=57441#comment-39177 Mario is soccers version of Ron Artest. Mario is a crazy freakin pittbull that you don’t know what you’re going to get on any given day.

Tons of physical talent minimal on commen sense. Most people go to jail or have horrible lives for the bad decisions they make. When you’re as physically gifted as Mario, you get a pass, at least so far.

If you fine him, he doesn’t care. If you suspend him, he’ll get pissed and take it out on the team. Keep the ticking timebomb as happy as possible and reap the benefits before it explodes.

]]> By: drmonkeyarmy http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/03/05/mario-balotelli-fined-396000-for-visiting-strip-club/comment-page-1/#comment-39174 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:24:51 +0000 http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/?p=57441#comment-39174 You should of also linked the story about launching fireworks inside his rented house causing it to burn down….or the “human interest” story where he put an end to a child’s bullying.

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