Morning Mail: Gronkowski dance video gets the Jersey Shore treatment

So we’ve all seen the Rob Gronkowski dance video by now … the Patriots tight end, despite hobbling around on an injured ankle during the Super Bowl, was filmed dancing like a maniac at a post-game party just a couple of hours following the game. So what if some enterprising person spliced that footage into an episode of Jersey Shore? Somehow, it all seems to fit.

“It’s t-shirt time …”

Gronk doing the Jersey Turnpike is why the Internet was invented. #YoSoyFiesta

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed during a relaxing round of golf …

• Martin Short on Late Night With Conan O’Brien, talking about Madonna’s Super Bowl halftime performance: “It was like Rose Kennedy during the last two years of her life.”

• Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen ignored a bubbly Katy Perry after the Super Bowl.

• Washington Post columnist: Redskins should do whatever it takes to get Peyton Manning.

• Jets take out full-page ad congratulating Giants on winning the Super Bowl. Or did I dream that?

• Giants’ Greg Jones proposes to girlfriend after Super Bowl. Jones’ mom not thrilled, apparently.

• Fabio Capelo quits as England soccer coach, and Next Media Animation is there.

Meanwhile, in my Topps collection …

You are missed, 1999.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

It must still be autumn in Mark Trail, because the crooks’ hair color is changing to many different, vibrant colors. Today his hair is gray.

Tuesday … black.

Wednesday … white.