Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Marlins Tower!
Feb 3, 2012, 4:24 PM EDT
AP The giant fish are being added to the Marlins Tower! It’s just like Christmas! We told you we’d let you know when they started adding the swordfish to the Marlins Tower sculpture thingy, and here you go … this is an historic day in America, my friends. And what is the difference between a swordfish and a marlin, anyway?
The answer is unclear, but what is known is that this tower, being built as we speak inside the new Marlins Park, is almost finished. It will reportedly light up and twirl and stuff each time a Marlins player hits a home run.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
Watch the progress for yourself over at the Miami Park webcam page.
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- trbowman - Feb 3, 2012 at 8:04 PM
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Looking at that gave me cancer.
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- asuthyo - Feb 3, 2012 at 8:31 PM
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Look, cancer is NOTHING to joke abo…Oh my God I think I have cancer too!
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- jayzus - Feb 4, 2012 at 12:05 AM
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Seriously CANCER?? you guys have a lot of growing up to do. You have any idea how many people die of cancer each year? Never mind I won’t waste my breath on the like of you besides i need to go check this lump on my breast.
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- michiganhockey11 - Feb 6, 2012 at 1:15 PM
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That looks like something Elton John would drive on a cross country road trip.
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- antarmenta - Feb 7, 2012 at 1:27 PM
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If you build it they will come?
