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Site: Kim Kardashian wanted a date with Tim Tebow, but Tebow said no way

Jan 27, 2012, 5:05 PM EDT

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In a development that in no way is driven by the news that her reality show is down 14 percent in the ratings since her split with Kris Humnphries, Kim Kardashian just recently tried to arrange a date with Tim Tebow. That’s according to the popular celebrity site Celebitchy, which also reports that Tebow turned her down flat.

Sources say that Kim has been telling pals she wants to land a date with the devout Christian football sensation, who made national headlines for miraculously leading his mediocre team to the NFL playoffs.

“Kim has a big crush on Tim,” a friend confided. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”

However …

“Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested,” said a source.

“He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”

Seems that Tebow heard Snoop Dogg’s advice in a new web video. Dogg, in comments directed toward Humphries:

“You shouldn’t have tried to wife the b****,” he says while smoking what appears to be a blunt, which is a cigar hollowed out and filled with marijuana.

“She’s cold-blooded, I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n***** that she got and how she played them.”

How does Kim feel about all of this? She’s devastated! She’s having a nervous breakdown! (Following these commercial messages …)

“I wasted everyone’s money! You don’t think I feel bad? I’m 30 years old and I thought I’d be married now with kids, and I’m not. I failed.”

How could Tebow not want to get involved in that circus parade?

  1. goforthanddie - Jan 27, 2012 at 7:36 PM

    Tebow should’ve accepted the date and drowned the Whordashian of Babylon in holy water.

  2. tigersgeaux - Jan 27, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    Now that Tebow is getting his passing game going to go along with his running game, all he needs is to catch AIDs, or some other STD from this handmedown from so many others before her. Is her name Gomer, the whore from the Old Testament that the prophet married?

  3. trbowman - Jan 27, 2012 at 10:56 PM

    ““He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!””

    And he doesn’t want Syphillis or whatever the hell else Kim has.

  4. thraiderskin - Jan 28, 2012 at 12:17 AM

    Wow, the whole thing is just comical… Well played Tim Tebow.

  5. akersla - Jan 28, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    Thank god and jesus That Tim tebow has the balls to say no. Next thing u know the b**** going to say that she wants to date big bird no wonder no one wants to date her she nothing but fake

  6. rickditka - Jan 28, 2012 at 10:21 AM

    Another reason to like Tebow. He’s not interested in a filthy whore.