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If this Tebow tattoo is real, it is absolutely glorious

Jan 11, 2012, 9:00 AM EDT

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Especially since this photo was first uploaded on Nov. 6, back before Tebowing was cool (it’s cool now, right? Right? …). Anyway, Sportress of Blogitude shares our concerns about the authenticity of this masterwork in pastels. But if it is real, and the owner would like to come forward and be recognized and worshiped as the first Off the Bench saint, then please contact us. We have questions for you. Such as:

Is God a horse?

Why the left shoulder? What’s going on elsewhere on your back?

Is that a mole, or a mountain goat?

Has Tim dropped a contact lens?

When are they going to chalk the field?