Here’s the tune that will be playing in your head for the rest of the morning, courtesy of The Carson Brothers. Sunday, I’ll be, playing in the Mile High City, and all you’re ever gonna be is mean …
Hey, isn’t that the Taylor Swift song, Mean? Yes, but it seems to fit a certain Broncos quarterback quite well.
In case the video goes away for some reason (you never know with YouTube), here are the lyrics:
Tebow 3:15 – Lyrics:
You with your words like knives and swords reading lines from your teleprompter
You sent out an angry tweet again, you wanna put me on the scout team
You didn’t have my name on your draft boards but neither did McShay or Kiper
You forgot I won the Heisman
But who do you want now that it’s fourth and goal to go?
I think they’re chanting Tim Tebow
(chorus)
Sunday I’ll be playing in the Mile High City
and all you’re ever gonna be is mean
Someday they’ll be retiring the number 15
But all you’re ever gonna be is mean
why you gotta be so mean?
You said I couldn’t find the end zone if it were written in the bible
You wanna fire coach Jon Fox again as if we’re back in Carolina
I follow my left guard cause the play broke down but that’s just the way I like it
I just wanna move those chains again
My fundamentalls aint sound or so I’m always told
Half my passes hit the ground but I won 2 BCS Bowls
I think they’re called intangibles
(chorus)
And I know Stephen A. Smith speaks from his heart
Merril Hoge and Rome’s burning
with their same expert opinions but nobody’s listening
Durring the lock out I was in the Philippines
Rumblin’ Bumblin’ Stumblin’ to a christening
but all you are is mean
all you are is mean, and agnostic, but forgiven,
Jesus loves you just like me
and Brees, Brady, Mannings
(chorus)
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The Carson Brothers Channel
A ‘Mean’ Taylor Swift Tim Tebow song parody [Sweater Punch]
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- skids003 - Jan 4, 2012 at 4:47 PM
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Love the last verse. Question; hw do you get to be a football “expert?”
Like Hoge, or STephan, you just decide you are. It’s hard to believe anyone would take anything those two knotheads say as anything but the garbage it is. Rock on, Tim and Taylor!!!
