Wakeup Call: Tony Siragusa helps Kris Humphries build a bachelor pad on ‘Man Caves’ (sad, really)

Of course you’re familiar with the show on the DIY Network, Man Caves, in which Tony Siragusa helps guys build rooms where they can watch sports and drink heavily. I was just over at their web site, and it’s full of helpful do-it-yourself instructions and projects (how to install an exhaust fan! … Who cut this wainscoting?).

Well, according to TMZ, Kris Humphries was scheduled to be on the show to build a room “where a married guy could escape for a little man time.” But it turns out the Kris now has more man time than he bargained for, after Kim Kardashian demanded a divorce.

So Humphries is now getting a bachelor room, just like in that one Brady Bunch episode where Greg converts the basement into a groovy bachelor pad. TMZ:

We’re told Goose and contractor Jason Cameron came up with a “chill lounge” concept — complete with a couple of bars, liquor dispensers and a wall that transforms into a 120 inch projection screen.

Nothing to soothe the sting of a shattered romance like a nail gun and a miter saw.

Photo: Courtesy DIY Network.

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

Dad bites off man’s finger at Nativity Christmas play … pah rum pum pum, pum …

• British heavyweight boxer Dereck Chisora is calling for a rematch with Finland’s Robert Helenius, via blog post.

• Dry those tears: turns out Lamar Odom was crying on Stephen A. Smith’s show for nothing.

• The Ray Rice Basketball Challenge isn’t all that challenging.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

I’ve said from the beginning of this story arc that Kelly should be the one wearing the muzzle.