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Tuesday Blogdome: Fake Kyle Orton has a message for Broncos fans

Nov 29, 2011, 4:37 PM EDT

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[From Sportress of Blogitude] Swilling beer? Check. Rocking the Neckbeard? Check. Incredibly bitter about his unceremonious exit from Denver? Check. Suffering profound distress as a consequence from being replaced as quarterback of the Broncos by Tim Tebow? Oh, that’s a check.

It’s all quite amusing and the guy is a pretty good facsimile for the real Kyle Orton, but for me, the money quote has to be, which comes towards the end: “I just want you to remember this, Denver: if it wasn’t for me, there’d be no Tim Tebow.” Truer words were never spoken.

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  1. dowhatifeellike - Nov 29, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Brilliant.

  2. kyleortonsarm - Nov 29, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Kyle would never say such a thing.

  3. icelovinbrotha215 - Nov 30, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Hahaha well done. Well done.