Roger Goodell today announced the league’s punishment for Ndamukong Suh’s Thanksgiving stomp in the Green Bay game, and it shall be double secret probation a two-game suspension. In addition, Suh gets featured by Next Media Animation, the computer graphics news satirists from Taiwan. It’s pretty good, especially the part in which Suh dismembers and eats a Packer. But NMA seems to be unclear on at least one concept: like how depicting a black man being whipped and forced into a cage might be considered racially insensitive over here.
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NFL vice president of football operations Merton Hanks notified Suh of the penalty.
Wait. Merton Hanks is the NFL vice president of football operations? This Merton Hanks?