Don’t worry, the world will not end until we start seeing surfing goats … uh oh (video)

If you happen to swing by Grover Beach, Calif., (south of Monterey, near San Luis Obispo), please do not be shocked by certain events at the beach. Nothing to see here, just a surfing goat. Please move along.

His name is Goatee, and he was supposed to be dinner until his owner decided he couldn’t go through with it, and made him a pet. Then, of course, the next step: surf weekends.

Great story, but it’s not Goat on a Trampoline great.

“Goats rule, and goats that can bounce on a trampoline rule hard.”