Where’s a blowgun when you really need one? (Video)

It’s Midnight Madness at George Washington University, and of course you know what that means: inflatable versions of D.C.-area sports mascots dancing to Sir Mix-A-Lot. Represented are mascots for the Capitals, Nationals and Wizards (no inflatable hog for the Redskins, thankfully), and the Colonials’ Hippo and George Washington. Let the nightmare fuel begin.

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Is it my imagination, or is this Midnight Madness rather sparsely attended? With five inflatable mascots as the headliners, I can’t imagine why.