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Yikes … new Marlins baseball stadium will feature this in the outfield (video)

Oct 7, 2011, 10:09 AM EDT


Miami residents, you’ve done something terrible. I’m not sure what, but it must have been really heinous. And for your sins, you are given this: an outfield contraption from the bowels of hell. Watch it come to life, following the jump. Watch it … WATCH IT! (Maniacal laughter).

This is the thing that will spark to life each time a Miami Marlin hits a home run in their new stadium. It is hideous, confusing, possibly built by the insane. And it is real. Oh yes, it is absolutely real. You thought the new Marlins logo was bad? Oh, you poor deluded sap. From SB Nation:

If Carnival and Las Vegas had a baby, this would be the placenta. If Charlton Heston ever lands on Planet of the Fish, this will be their version of the “It’s a Small World” ride. This is what would happen if Vikings attacked a Gloria Estefan concert by catapulting flamingos and marlins into the pyrotechnics display.

This is not a joke. It’s completely real. The artist is Red Grooms, and according to in 2009

Grooms is designing a spectacular signature home run feature that will be in the center-field area. Originally from Nashville, Tenn., Grooms now lives in New York. His display will incorporate water, lasers, sound effects and caricatures of Marlins.

Ready? OK, let’s turn this thing on:



Sound effects? Sound effects:

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  1. trbowman - Oct 15, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    uh oh hello