Hope Solo dances on Ellen show in a very short skirt (video)

Things I learned while watching this clip from the Ellen show: Sue me, but I kind of like Avril Lavigne. And Hope Solo still dances like a newborn giraffe. What’s my point? You’re right, I have none: Hope’s got a skirt borrowed from a Japanese anime character and legs borrowed from Jessica Rabbit, so she should get all the points and win everything. Case closed.