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Man, somehow not named Tiger Woods, beaten by woman with golf club over porn

Sep 30, 2011, 2:11 PM EDT

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A 23-year-old, unnamed Vero Beach, Fla., man told sheriff’s deputies that a “female roommate” beat him with a golf club in what he said was an argument over porn. “She told him to get away from her and he did not. She then grabbed a golf club and started beating him with it,” according to TC Palm.

The victim then went on to describe the type of golf club the woman used to whack him. Our challenge to you: Guess the club.

Answer:

“She told me she used a six iron on him,” a report states.

Best part of the story:

Golfers typically use a six iron for an approach shot, though it can be used to tee off on a par 3.

In 1971, Alan Shepard, commander of Apollo 14, used a six-iron head attached to a utility tool to hit a couple of golf balls on the surface of the moon.

H/T Dave Barry Blog.

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Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man [TC Palm]

  1. goforthanddie - Sep 30, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    It’s not that funny when it happens to some random schmuck. Unless there’s video footage.

  2. trbowman - Oct 1, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    Real life problems, right? lol.