Wakeup Call: The A.J. McCarron chest tattoo shirt is a thing of wonder

A.J. McCarron, of course, is the quarterback for the Alabama Crimson Tide. He also has a very elaborate Jesus chest tattoo that incorporates Jesus, doves, and all manner of other wonders. Here’s a closer look. Well, now you, too, can wear this awesome tat anytime you want … and it’s machine washable. The shirt is a must-have for any true Tuscaloosan.

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while at the Taco Bell drive-thru …

• Tony Romo: It only hurts when I laugh.

• LeBron James attends high school soccer game in Ohio.

• Hope Solo, J.R. Martinez now co-favorites (3-1) to win Dancing With the Stars, according to Bodog.com.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …

What’s this you’ve got, boy? A severed hand clutching  a wallet? Oh, well.