Rampage Jackson thinks his camp has been infiltrated by spies

On September 24th, Rampage Jackson is scheduled to face off against Jon “Bones” Jones at UFC 135 for the UFC Light Heavyweight title in what should be a pretty decent fight, if his performance in the movie A-Team as B.A. Baracus has anything to say about his fighting abilities. His fight choreography was excellent.

But when you’re cooped up for months at a time surrounded by a bunch of guys you’ve been punching every day, tempers will flare and paranoia will abound. That’s when you think everybody around you is a double agent working for the other side, in this case, rival fighter Jon “Bones” Jones, because as a world champion fighter you expect everybody in your camp to bow down to every one of your whims at the drop of the hat with a flurry of smiles and head nods. Just like when the prettiest girl at the bar gets upset when a man doesn’t eye her up like she expects him to, Rampage probably saw one member of his camp who wasn’t starstruck by his presence and now he thinks the guy’s a spy. Remember, this is a guy who got into a wild police chase in a Ford F-350 with a self portrait painted on its side. Makes sense.

You have accused him of having spies at your camp?

“You’re guilty so it should bother you. You know what I’m saying the kid is guilty. He knows he has spies in my camp. I think we have narrowed it down to who it is. We’re just focusing on this upcoming fight and stuff like that. If he didn’t put the spies there himself then his manager did and he knew about it. He feels guilty. That’s why it bothers him.”

Seriously, who would be stupid enough to try and spy on maybe the craziest, most powerful fighter in the UFC? That’s worse than getting caught wearing American Flag underpants at a pep rally for Joseph Stalin during the second Red Scare. *Shivers in fear*

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Rampage Jackson Is Convinced Jon “Bones’ Jones Has Spies In Jackson’s Camp [Sports Radio Interviews]