Nancy Grace dance moves will make you question the existence of a just and loving God (video)
Sep 19, 2011, 6:47 PM EDT
Just saw this in my email inbox, and as the saying goes, why should I be the only one to suffer? Nancy Grace visited the TMZ studio today, and after a ‘debate’ with Harvey Levin about the Casey Anthony trial that made Mrs. Olsen from Little House on the Prairie look reasonable by comparison, she decided to shake that moneymaker across the TMZ office with her Dancing With the Stars partner (sorry, I’m not looking up his name).
How terrifying is this? For you math enthusiasts, take the square root of your parents chaperoning your middle school dance, multiply it by Opie accidentally seeing Aunt Bee naked, and divide it by the number of times your dog has fled the room on hearing Nancy Grace’s voice. And there you have it.
This video brings to mind the great words of Carl Spackler:
“Missus Crane, I’m looking at you. You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you, you’re a tramp. Oh, that was a good one. Ooh, that was right where you wanted it. Oh, Mrs Crane, you’re a little monkey woman. You know that? You’re a little monkey woman. You’re lean, and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either, I bet, are ya. Would you like to wrap your spikes around my hat?”
